Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:19 pm
tl;dw
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Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:28 pm
too lame didn't read indeed
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:00 pm
obviously. You gotta stop hurting my feelings. I might cry.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:07 pm
No unfunnies in GD thanks.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:31 pm
Besides, the real answer is the terrorist has run to you and stabbed you before you were able to draw your gun(that also had to have one in the chamber).
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:42 pm
What? A republican/southerner doesn't need to be threatened by a non-white person with a knife to fire. They just need somebody to move quickly in their peripheral vision or make a sudden loud noise.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:43 pm
BANG!
Huh? Oh. Sorry.
Huh? Oh. Sorry.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:02 pm
wow, you're firing on your one cylinder today, aren't you pedro?
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B ... r_embedded
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:46 pm
GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
not sure how that would work with a CCW license. does it count as concealed if it's folded up? (or in your back pocket
)
not sure how that would work with a CCW license. does it count as concealed if it's folded up? (or in your back pocket
)Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:49 pm
hahaha perfect for gramps. getting the mail, lol.
anyone who is that paranoid needs to fucking move
anyone who is that paranoid needs to fucking move
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:28 am
Peenyuh makes me want to throw away my 'vote for pedro' shirt. 
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:31 am
It's kind of like the Republican's answer to science:Peenyuh wrote:Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
....................................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
.............................................................................
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
........................................................................
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
"Here's a mountain of data showing that everything you want to believe is dead-ass wrong."
Answer:
"JESUS!"
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:33 am
To be fair, I'm a Republican who ISN'T a christian. 
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:37 am
That scenario is so lame.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:37 am
Sad innit?
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:51 am
lolandyman wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s&feature=player_embedded
"Get down to bidness"
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:52 am
lolPeenyuh wrote:To be fair, I'm a Republican who ISN'T a christian.
You're a Republican? That explains more than you could possibly imagine.
I'd also like to bet 500 posts that both gramps and xer0s are also Republicans.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:59 am
I'm nowhere near Republican. I'm not religious, I'm pro choice and Obama would be my choice for President . I belong to the common sense party.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:56 am
Gwamps is nothing. He doesn't vote, therefore he has no opinion on politics.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:33 am
I'd put up 500 posts that yer a pinko, commie, slime-ball who listens to The 5th Dimension and bad mouths yer country!GONNAFISTYA wrote:lolPeenyuh wrote:To be fair, I'm a Republican who ISN'T a christian.
You're a Republican? That explains more than you could possibly imagine.
I'd also like to bet 500 posts that both gramps and xer0s are also Republicans.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:41 am
lol, GFY is Canadian you filthy moron.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:48 am
lolPeenyuh wrote: I'd put up 500 posts that yer a pinko, commie, slime-ball who listens to The 5th Dimension and bad mouths yer country!
"Pinko commie?"
WTF...this isn't 1960 ya retard.
I bet 5000 posts that Beenyuh would be a stupid fuck even if he wasn't a Republican.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:24 am
Gramps is a teabagger
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:43 pm
Careful with those tears.EtUL wrote:Gramps is a teabagger