Dexter Season 5

[obsidian]

Jason Bourne vs. Dexter Morgan... who would win?

(I think Jason)

[Captain]

Let's see, a spec ops super-soldier who beats other super-soldiers to death while on the run from the CIA...or a neurotic blood analyst who relies on a tranquilizer syringe to knock people out.

That's a tough one.

[bam!]

It all boils down to which one shaves his ass.

[Captain]

Hey riddla, why don't you login with your original account?

Oh wait

[feedback]

It all boils down to which one shaves his ass.

Any real man should shave his ass.

[xer0s]

feedback, in all seriousness, are you bisexual or full blown gay?

[GONNAFISTYA]

feedback, in all seriousness, are you bisexual or full blown gay?

lol

Exactly what I was thinking.

[bam!]

Hey riddla, why don't you login with your original account?

Oh wait

Which one? You're incredibly easy to troll due to all the incredibly embarassing shit you've shared on the internet

[Captain]

It doesn't bother me that 90% of your posts are about my ass

[seremtan]

maybe mazda' going into the catering business, hence the ass-shaving

[EtUL]

That last kill was WAY too much of a clusterfuck, such shitty writing - although Masuka is a tard he's not that fucking stupid.

The writing has been shitty all season and it's not gonna change. Same with dan the dentist calling his friends and incriminating himself when they were right there.

Edit: I can kind of forgive dexter ignoring his dropped phone, heat of the moment and all that, but why would the guy who is denying everything, with dexter apparently buying it, just up and call his buddies to "get her" as revenge? He just saw the phone and decided he was dead anyway? Fuck it, call 911, hide the phone and get them busted instead.

Yeah yeah, I'm bitching about it again but we just hit the halfway point, and it took me till tuesday to get around to watching the ep when I used to be eagerly waiting for the first upload after it was over.

1,2,4 - Good shit on dexter
3, meh
5 is a wash as far as I'm concerned. There'll be more and more "close calls" where Dex barely pulls it out for suspense, at least 10 minues an ep of laguerta/angel bullshit no one cares about, and lumen is going to be a huge fucking pain unless she Dexters up and stops being an annoying pissant.

Only thing I can see redeeming this season is Dexter taking Lumen under his wing (Born in blood and dark passenger talk mean this is a possibility), and also if they do Quinn's hunt on Dexter right it could be good. So far the Quinn sidestory has been boring shit as well tho. Every episode he finds out a bit more nothing.

[feedback]

feedback, in all seriousness, are you bisexual or full blown gay?

Straight. In all seriousness, are you ugly/rarely have sex/insecure?

[EtUL]

God I just watched that scene again and it was fucking awful.


"did you hear me...she's alive! that last fucking bitch is alive!!!"

awful

[EtUL]

Also more likely than the Quinn/Dexter affair being interesting is that it becomes a 3 way trust dramabomb between those two and Deb.

[LawL]

That last kill was WAY too much of a clusterfuck, such shitty writing - although Masuka is a tard he's not that fucking stupid.

The writing has been shitty all season and it's not gonna change. Same with dan the dentist calling his friends and incriminating himself when they were right there.

Edit: I can kind of forgive dexter ignoring his dropped phone, heat of the moment and all that, but why would the guy who is denying everything, with dexter apparently buying it, just up and call his buddies to "get her" as revenge? He just saw the phone and decided he was dead anyway? Fuck it, call 911, hide the phone and get them busted instead.

Yeah yeah, I'm bitching about it again but we just hit the halfway point, and it took me till tuesday to get around to watching the ep when I used to be eagerly waiting for the first upload after it was over.

1,2,4 - Good shit on dexter
3, meh
5 is a wash as far as I'm concerned. There'll be more and more "close calls" where Dex barely pulls it out for suspense, at least 10 minues an ep of laguerta/angel bullshit no one cares about, and lumen is going to be a huge fucking pain unless she Dexters up and stops being an annoying pissant.

Only thing I can see redeeming this season is Dexter taking Lumen under his wing (Born in blood and dark passenger talk mean this is a possibility), and also if they do Quinn's hunt on Dexter right it could be good. So far the Quinn sidestory has been boring shit as well tho. Every episode he finds out a bit more nothing.

Yet you'll continue to watch every single episode that comes out, as you will for every subsequent season.

[xer0s]

feedback, in all seriousness, are you bisexual or full blown gay?

Straight. In all seriousness, are you ugly/rarely have sex/insecure?

No, but I also don't put myself out there to appear that way. Can't really say that in your case. No offense...

[feedback]

It cums out that way because I'm the man, just sayin.

[LawL]

No, but I also don't put myself out there to appear that way. Can't really say that in your case. No offense...

You some type of homophobe, faggot?

[xer0s]

Only toward you LawL baby...

[EtUL]

Yet you'll continue to watch every single episode that comes out, as you will for every subsequent season.

Aye, because it's given me 4 good seasons and it'd be a bit LawL to watch an ep or two and go "SHIT SHTI SHIT GIVING UP ON THIS SHIT"

But then you just give me shit for that then, right?

Unless a circle jerk about how great the show is makes for a more interesting thread?

[Ryoki]

Posting in this thread to say i've not yet started watching this season and i'm not missing it
From what i read in this thread the show appears to be shit nowadays...

[bam!]

There are certainly some facepalm moments, but still a good show overall. Now with robocop.

[GONNAFISTYA]

"did you hear me...she's alive! that last fucking bitch is alive!!!"

I bet all my posts that he was talking to Quinn - or someone else that Dexter knows - on the phone.

I have no idea why Dexter didn't immediately pick up the phone and check what number he dialed. I'm sure the writers have watched too many episodes of "Lost" to purposefully leave that bit of info out.

[EtUL]

Quinn is a long shot I'd guess, but I wouldn't put it past then to weave the person on the other end into his life somehow.

Why do you think that so strongly? It seems like it's just as likely they're some sex slave traders who Dex and Lumen are going to rage on.

Edit: Ooh, not someone Dex knows but maybe Quinn's PI is in on it.

[brisk]

He was on the phone to the babysitter, who runs a sex slave sideline job. You heard it here first.