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Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:56 am
by losCHUNK
That wasn't the deal, I provided, it happened.

Done.

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:59 am
by GONNAFISTYA
See...I don't know if you're bright enough to notice that I'm pointing out in "modern trendy internet lingo" the not-so-subtle differences in how you would accept evidence for different things.

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:01 am
by LawL
scared? wrote:I never had a dad...I am your god...bitch...
That's because I fucked your dad out of existence, worship me... faggot.

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:05 am
by LawL
losCHUNK wrote:I tried batting you off...
no homo?

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:09 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
losCHUNK wrote:
... I tried batting you off so you would'nt take a stray bullet and this is the thanks I get ?, you better pucker up...

If you're not willing to look past 1st hand accounts then there's seriously no point in continuing the convo and I might say you have a black and white attitude about the story. I bet some of your lineage has no 1st hand accounts to acknowledge their existence but that doesn't make them any less real though, just because they lived the quiet life with no reason for anyone to make note of unless they died the martyr to become popular. This was the story of Jesus in the bible (not that you should believe it). A lot of scumbags were referred to by anything but their name in them days n all (like labeling someone a Jew) and there's no way you can compare him to Socrates who was famous during his lifetime nor seen as a criminal.

There's also no way to explain the sudden explosion of Christian followers around the time of his death if you remove JC from the equation, St Pauls first writings were 20-30 years after his alleged death and Christianity was in full swing before this. People had to be hearing the same preachings St Paul had long before his conversion to Christianity because he did not become a follower until long after Jesus died, then somehow take the lead religion within a few generations despite it sounding exactly the same as every other, something had to act as a catalyst. This goes along with the Emperors (after he died, decades / centuries) only re enforcing his existence even though they saw the movement as a cult and were looking at every excuse to pull the religion apart and make it less popular.

^That prolly would have been a proper answer if you were looking for one, it's kind of what I've been saying toned down and draws similarities with the King Arthur 'myth' that I mentioned.

That's all it is pretty much and I don't think you should expect much more considering the timescales involved :D
If you love Jesus so much why don't you marry him?

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:13 am
by losCHUNK
GONNAFISTYA wrote:See...I don't know if you're bright enough to notice that I'm pointing out in "modern trendy internet lingo" the not-so-subtle differences in how you would accept evidence for different things.
A flawed arguement, you end up in deals you can't keep. It's upto you to decide what evidence you use.
LawL wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:I tried batting you off...
no homo?
Pure homo

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:13 am
by losCHUNK
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
... I tried batting you off so you would'nt take a stray bullet and this is the thanks I get ?, you better pucker up...

If you're not willing to look past 1st hand accounts then there's seriously no point in continuing the convo and I might say you have a black and white attitude about the story. I bet some of your lineage has no 1st hand accounts to acknowledge their existence but that doesn't make them any less real though, just because they lived the quiet life with no reason for anyone to make note of unless they died the martyr to become popular. This was the story of Jesus in the bible (not that you should believe it). A lot of scumbags were referred to by anything but their name in them days n all (like labeling someone a Jew) and there's no way you can compare him to Socrates who was famous during his lifetime nor seen as a criminal.

There's also no way to explain the sudden explosion of Christian followers around the time of his death if you remove JC from the equation, St Pauls first writings were 20-30 years after his alleged death and Christianity was in full swing before this. People had to be hearing the same preachings St Paul had long before his conversion to Christianity because he did not become a follower until long after Jesus died, then somehow take the lead religion within a few generations despite it sounding exactly the same as every other, something had to act as a catalyst. This goes along with the Emperors (after he died, decades / centuries) only re enforcing his existence even though they saw the movement as a cult and were looking at every excuse to pull the religion apart and make it less popular.

^That prolly would have been a proper answer if you were looking for one, it's kind of what I've been saying toned down and draws similarities with the King Arthur 'myth' that I mentioned.

That's all it is pretty much and I don't think you should expect much more considering the timescales involved :D
If you love Jesus so much why don't you marry him?
He died, don't you remember ?

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:32 am
by scared?
the onus is on christian morons to prove his existence...they can't...they lose...next...

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:41 am
by losCHUNK
Welcome to page 2, I think you've been here before ?

Everything isn't black / white. They've done enough to work themselves into a grey area.

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:56 am
by Captain
losCHUNK wrote:He died, don't you remember ?
seremtan does.

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:07 am
by seremtan
so he did exist after all

glad we settled that

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:10 pm
by Captain
Did he?

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:06 pm
by scared?
No...

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:40 pm
by losCHUNK
It was settled, deals were made and hearts were broken

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:58 pm
by seremtan
Captain Mazda wrote:Did he?
he must have done, if i remember his death

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:20 pm
by losCHUNK
Let us pray...

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:18 pm
by seremtan
or in Geoff's case, prey...

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:03 pm
by Eraser
Found out where Goof got his Ishtar wisdom from: Facebook.

Saw this picture being shared on Facebook
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It's goof's school of learning: it's on the Internet, so it must be true.

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:09 pm
by scared?
Uh no...but welcome to 2002 dumb ass...

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:41 pm
by losCHUNK
scared? wrote:u have respect for a make believe person but not ishtar...from which the holiday originated? total moron!...
scared? wrote:Why the eggs and bunny for a Christian holiday chumbo? Ishtar...god of sex and fertility...
Where else did you hear or link this bullshit, I wonder ? :olo:

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:33 pm
by scared?
And your point?...

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:35 pm
by seremtan
i don't doubt that Easter is just a rebranded pagan festival but this Ishtar thing is just amusing

English: Easter
French: de Pâques
Spanish: Pascua
Icelandic: Páskar
Dutch: Pasen
Greek: Πάσχα

i guess the Icelandic word for Ishtar must be different :olo:

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:51 pm
by losCHUNK
scared? wrote:And your point?...
Was a question to blow up Erasers point.

Let me explain - it's like when you copy off a moron in an exam, it's easy to follow the bullshit trail cos getting the same wrong answers over n over can only mean 1 thing, that you're lower than a moron.
seremtan wrote:i don't doubt that Easter is just a rebranded pagan festival but this Ishtar thing is just amusing

English: Easter
French: de Pâques
Spanish: Pascua
Icelandic: Páskar
Dutch: Pasen
Greek: Πάσχα

i guess the Icelandic word for Ishtar must be different :olo:
That's the 1st thing I picked up on, not hard to work out if you manage to engage your brain. The clues in the name ffs.

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:45 pm
by scared?
Lol wut? Ur a clueless moron...

Re: Lol make believe Jesus day...

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:16 pm
by losCHUNK
Those bits of brain that just came flying out your ears ?, just stuff it back up your nose. No one will notice.