Self-portrait thread

[R00k]

he still thinks he's a lap dog. i'm afraid we've spoiled the shit out of him, he's completely useless. lol

rotts=stellar

I have to say, based on temperament, intelligence, training ability and just about every category I can think of, I couldn't possibly be happier with my choice to get one.

A recurring ear infection is really the only negative thing that we have to deal with now that he's no longer a puppy. Honestly, the worst part about having a well-raised rotty is the people who have misconceptions about them. Because the last 2 years 9 months have convinced me that they are misconceptions.

They're definitely a strong-willed breed though, and not good pets for people who don't want to invest serious time into raising a dog.

[scared?]

how about the huge shits the fucker takes?...that seems like a negative to me...

[MKJ]

btw

God I miss Amsterdam.

another reason to join us when underpants is getting his ball moisturized over here

[R00k]

how about the huge shits the fucker takes?...that seems like a negative to me...

We've got a big yard.

[scared?]

fuck that...unless it's more than 3 acres it's nasty...

[R00k]

Nah it's not bad at all. We've got barely more than an acre, and I rarely even notice it.

[plained]

so u dont clean it up?

wuhi had a retard niebor once upon-a-time hey had rottie and that stupid fucker never cleaned up and it was just millions of filthy filled-to-the-brim-with-nasty-shit flies everywhere , fucking disgusting

they would start up be4 the snow even melted andjust get worce till it frozethe fuck up agin

fuc i dont miss that shit and that fucking moron

[scared?]

Nah it's not bad at all. We've got barely more than an acre, and I rarely even notice it.

wtf..u must be a blind moron then...

[plained]

makeing fucking flies

[R00k]

Of course we clean it up.

[plained]

Nah it's not bad at all. We've got barely more than an acre, and I rarely even notice it.

wtf not even when u r cleaning it up?

[plained]

wait a min

we?

[Peenyuh]

fuc i dont miss that shit and that fucking moron

What did you do, man?!! Shouldn't you say nothing without yer lawyer present?

[plained]

i moved away!

that pikey prolly still there

he was shifty too

[R00k]

wtf not even when u r cleaning it up?

I rarely notice it, and when I do I clean it up.

wait a min
we?

I have a wife who also helps with chores around the house. It's a fairly standard arrangement, you might have heard people talk about it.

What's with the 3rd degree over my dog's poo here?

Is there anything else you'd like to know - maybe more details on its color or texture, or perhaps its heft, to help you determine its suitability for flinging or smearing on your bathroom walls?

[plained]

u mad

We've got a big yard.

ok i took this statement exactly how i believe u intended

u can gobackonit orwhatever u want its pretty obvios whats upyo jus sayin!

[R00k]

big yard = less frequent pickups. we have friends with a small yard and two labs, and that's a nightmare. the big yard makes a big difference.

i honestly didn't think that much detail was required. we live in a subdivision, we'd be reviled if we didn't pick up after our dog.

[andyman]

[andyman]

[bork[e]]

pretty purse

[andyman]

pretty purse

i'll pass that on, thanks

[bork[e]]

also, nice package in that first pick

[andyman]

[seremtan]

z0mg 30ft tall

[Peenyuh]

Makers Mark ftw.