Going car shopping...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

hey everyone it's okay to mock people with yellow cars

that's a good reason and noone here is a mong hypocrite

[plained]

glad to see you dint last with your ignoration of me and gone back to calling me petty names

[plained]

ey btw whyd you buy a yellow car?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

fetch me a coffee gramps, will you?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

noone here is a mong hypocrite

[plained]

behold the power of plained

[Dave]

I've always thought people who own the cheap Mercedes were trying to compenstate for financial inadequacy

[plained]

you own that girl truck

[plained]

hey i'm not bant ?

[prince1000]

I've always thought people who own the cheap Mercedes were trying to compenstate for financial inadequacy

why do people obsess over car status? thats just ridiculous.

[Guest]

buy the caddy, lower it, put some 20s on it. Make sure the car is either black, cream, or white, tint the windows as much as you can, whenever you ride wear a fresh white T, white shoes, and black cap to match your black gat, which will be in the small of your back. You'll have a black belt to keep your pants up and make sure the shirt tucks behind the belt buckle when you get out of your car:


edit: I forgot an important part
choose a nickname (it doesn't matter if it's taken - this isn't a creativity contest ok), something like Scarface, Snowman, 8ball, etc (drug related is always good). Then make sure everyone you know informally or if you're really hard, even formally starts calling you by your nickname. If they refuse, slap 'em around a bit like a bitch. You'll get a posse with the car, so you should have some toy soldiers to do your dirty work if you need it.

[hate]

gramps do your kids a favor

save it for them

cause we all know you're a construction concierge

tip:

poor people have expenses

middle class have expenses they think are assets

rich people have assets

that sounds like something from that book Rich Dad Poor Dad :icon32:

it may

but i wrote it

[Chupacabra]

I've always thought people who own the cheap Mercedes were trying to compenstate for financial inadequacy

i've heard something similar before but didn't quite understand it. maybe they just like the car.

[Kills On Site]

I know some people who own C-Classes and my dad has driven one. They all pretty much love the car. It is very safe for one, and it a nice car, not as opulent as an S-Class, but better interior then say an Impreza, prolly a more comfortable ride too.

[+JuggerNaut+]

buy the caddy, lower it, put some 20s on it. Make sure the car is either black, cream, or white, tint the windows as much as you can, whenever you ride wear a fresh white T, white shoes, and black cap to match your black gat, which will be in the small of your back. You'll have a black belt to keep your pants up and make sure the shirt tucks behind the belt buckle when you get out of your car:


edit: I forgot an important part
choose a nickname (it doesn't matter if it's taken - this isn't a creativity contest ok), something like Scarface, Snowman, 8ball, etc (drug related is always good). Then make sure everyone you know informally or if you're really hard, even formally starts calling you by your nickname. If they refuse, slap 'em around a bit like a bitch. You'll get a posse with the car, so you should have some toy soldiers to do your dirty work if you need it.

[YourGrandpa]

I have A child, and in November his college will be paid for. As far as worrying about his future is concerned, I’m not. He’ll be well taken care of.

For your future amusement and since you’re so concerned, I’m a project manager for an electrical contractor…..

how much will college cost in 15 years?

That's something I don't need to know or be concerned with.

[Kaz]

-

[Canidae]

I have A child, and in November his college will be paid for. As far as worrying about his future is concerned, I’m not. He’ll be well taken care of.

For your future amusement and since you’re so concerned, I’m a project manager for an electrical contractor…..

how much will college cost in 15 years?

That's something I don't need to know or be concerned with.

I'm sure everyone will be pulling out their lead pipes for this stupid comment

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

will he need to know in 15 years?

[Nightshade]

I have A child, and in November his college will be paid for. As far as worrying about his future is concerned, I’m not. He’ll be well taken care of.

Well done, but Puff's right, you do need to make sure that what you have invested/saved now will cover college costs when he's of age.

[SplishSplash]

There's a billion things to consider. What if he has another child? I guess he'll just keep putting money into that account.

[plained]

imo saving is a very poor way to accumulate moneys

almost anything is better

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

where's my coffee dammit!

[YourGrandpa]

I have A child, and in November his college will be paid for. As far as worrying about his future is concerned, I’m not. He’ll be well taken care of.

Well done, but Puff's right, you do need to make sure that what you have invested/saved now will cover college costs when he's of age.

In Florida we have something called the Florida Pre-Paid College Program. You pay in a certain amount of money and you can buy various types of plans. 2yrs Community, 2yrs Community and 2yrs State, 4yrs State, 4yrs State and 2yrs Dorm and so on.... I'll be done paying in November and when my son turns 18 his college is paid for.

That's how I'm sure. :icon31:

[YourGrandpa]

where's my coffee dammit!

Get your own coffee. :icon27: