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Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:14 pm
by YourGrandpa
LawL wrote:Yes, I really would. You're obviously a simpleton without the ability to comprehend even the most unsophisticated rationale. Your overwhelmingly stereotypical, lower class, redneck mentality and incapacity to construct an independent conclusion has doomed you to an existence of mediocrity and failure.
Comb-over. Thanks for playing.
Dude,
you're half a notch above retard.
Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get
your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and
your poor mother if you ever got
your dimwitted hands on a weapon.
Mong over.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:24 pm
by Scourge
YourGrandpa wrote:
Dude,
you're half a notch above retard.
Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get
your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and
your poor mother if you ever got
your dimwitted hands on a weapon.
Mong over.

I hope you weren't emphasizing 'you're' and 'your' because you think the usage was incorrect.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:00 pm
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:Dude,
you're half a notch above retard.
Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get
your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and
your poor mother if you ever got
your dimwitted hands on a weapon.
Mong over.

Son, if someone labelled you a retard it would be a compliment. You've never had a complex thought in your subpar life. Maybe your mother could assist you in constructing a sentence that doesn't look like it was created by an eight year old. It's only a matter of time before you blow Cruella's or your bald head off.
Comb over.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:48 pm
by plained
wow crazy gun ey
i ony ever seen shotguns behind glass at canadian tire!
theryre the wood grain kind tho not the video game kind
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:09 pm
by Ryoki
Why do guns always have to be such menacing black? It's so cliche. I think fluorescent orange paint would communicate much clearer the inherent dangers of handeling such a weapon. Or maybe you could paint some yellow stripes on that black, so that it looks like some kind of dangerous insect.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:42 pm
by Doombrain
Scourge wrote:YourGrandpa wrote:
Dude,
you're half a notch above retard.
Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get
your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and
your poor mother if you ever got
your dimwitted hands on a weapon.
Mong over.

I hope you weren't emphasizing 'you're' and 'your' because you think the usage was incorrect.
what
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:56 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
I found your coat of arms on the internets gwamps...

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:06 pm
by YourGrandpa
LawL wrote:Son, if someone labelled you a retard it would be a compliment. You've never had a complex thought in your subpar life. Maybe your mother could assist you in constructing a sentence that doesn't look like it was created by an eight year old. It's only a matter of time before you blow Cruella's or your bald head off.
Comb over.

You're not capable of orignal thought, mong. Just look at your post. Maybe you could hire a retard to help you out.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:10 pm
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:I found your coat of arms on the internets gwamps...
I made you search the internet for that.
Nerd

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:12 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
YourGrandpa wrote:HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:I found your coat of arms on the internets gwamps...
I made you search the internet for that.
Nerd

Other way around... It found me and I thought of you instantly.
My oh my the evoke I elicit from you.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:13 pm
by YourGrandpa
LawL wrote:Not being able to afford quilt covers.

Not only are you a mong, but you're a homo as well.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:15 pm
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Other way around... It found me and I thought of you instantly.

Sure thing nerd. Then quit thinking about me.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:21 pm
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:You're not capable of orignal thought, mong. Just look at your post. Maybe you could hire a retard to help you out.

You'd just be a waste of money.
YourGrandpa wrote:Not only are you a mong, but you're a homo as well.

lol @ you being all upset about living in poverty.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:24 pm
by YourGrandpa
LawL wrote:Durr, gluck, gluck, gluck.

Cock sucking mong.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:29 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
YourGrandpa wrote:HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Other way around... It found me and I thought of you instantly.

Sure thing nerd. Then quit thinking about me.

*sniff sniff* I think your squirrel pie is a burnin' Cletus.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:35 pm
by YourGrandpa
You're thinking way too much about me.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:52 pm
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:Cock sucking mong.

Bottom feeding faggot.

Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:13 pm
by Scourge
Doombrain wrote:
what
Look at his post closer and you'll see what I'm referring to.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:02 am
by tnf
[quote="TOVE"]TNF....Do you have a problem with someone owning guns to defend their home? What city/country are you from out of curiosity?
/quote]
Read my posts and see that I've addressed that question in some detail and made my stance on gun ownership clear.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:24 am
by TOVE
Well if I've read correctly your against private citizen ownership.
If 2 crack heads bust into your home at 3 am what you gonna do to protect your fam?
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:57 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
TOVE wrote:Well if I've read correctly your against private citizen ownership.
If 2 crack heads bust into your home at 3 am what you gonna do to protect your fam?
grab a spoon, a lighter, a penny and some yayo and get down
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:58 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
oh wait, was the answer buy a gun and shoot them both?
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:13 am
by YourGrandpa
No, you inject them both with a bio-synthetic toxin and turn them into zombies that do your bidding.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:21 am
by GONNAFISTYA
...and then "tac out" your zombies with lazer sightings so they look like a damaged Terminator when attacking intruders.
Your neighbors will think you're so cool.
Re: So I bought a new shotgun...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:38 am
by LawL
Gramps' kid goes for a swim in the pool.
