Self-portrait thread

[Nightshade]

My right hand to non-existent jesus, she did. Gave her attorney that stupid joke thread I posted in the Void about "having text with another woman" along with this one, because it has my pic in it so she could prove it was me. She was under the impression that the judge would take it as some sort of proof that I was having an affair.

Did I mention that she's a barking moonbat?

[phantasmagoria]

hies judge :>

[Zyte]

She lurked and found out..

[Tsakali]

moonbat

[Nightshade]

That's the nicest term I could use to describe her. My divorce should be final in a few days, everything is settled, but the decree of absolute divorce has yet to be entered. Once that's done I'll post a summary of what happened. To put it mildly, she's the craziest liar I've ever met and kicking her to the curb was the smartest thing I've ever done.

[Underpants?]

Moonbat? LoL, oh, you mean the mother of your child. Well, at least you're handling it all in a fairly good humor and hopefully the youngster will be insulated somewhat well from the fallout

[Nightshade]

Oh, I'll get to all that. Trust me, it hasn't been easy, and it's an ongoing battle. Fortunately my kid's very smart and they always see through all the bullshit. Kids are soooo much smarter than people give them credit for being and they can deal with things quite well if you're honest with them.

It's just sad that my daughter is more emotionally mature, and in all honesty more intelligent then her mother.

I'll stop contaminating this thread now.

[seremtan]

Lolworthy note: My ex-wife tried to use this and another thread here as evidence in our divorce.

oh my fucking god

this is a prize-winner

extra lulz if she actually registers here

[obsidian]

Extra extra lulz if she register here under the name Moonbat.

[Peenyuh]

Sooooo... yer sayin she's available?

[MKJ]

jesus
makes me wonder what her attorney siad when she presented this incriminating evidence.

[shaft]

said

[MKJ]

ur said

[andyman]

Extra extra lulz if she register here under the name Moonbat.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

that would make a great license plate "MOONBAT"



Hey post a picture of her plz!

[Nightshade]

Oh I will. I have a wonderfully shitty pic of her and her fat, retarded boyfriend that she's been fucking for the last year. Soon.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Wait until the divorce is finalized, or she'll rag to her lawyer that you're "mean" or sumat and drag it out even longer.

[EtUL]

he is mean :E

[plained]

yea judge judy could learn him a thing or two

[tnf]

I got Bruce Willis instead of David Morse with this one

[saturn]

your eyes are sad

[tnf]

It's the move to the new forum that had me down.

[saturn]

more like someone ate your cake

[Deathshroud]

He looks like someone just took his lunch money, and he's trying mustering up the balls to get it back.

[seremtan]

you look like that witch from True Blood has had her way with you

[tnf]

you look like that witch from True Blood has had her way with you

And I never had lunch money stolen, but I would have probably made the same face if I did. then I would have gone out and kicked some nuts.