Bin Laden is dead

[scared?]

me neither...this is why ur a moron...

[Tsakali]

ok, some questions for you:

- if this is fake, why didn't bush do it years ago to distract people from the meltdown?
- why would the US fake the death of bin laden, when all it would take to falsify their claim was another video/audio message from him referencing an event that occurred after his 'death'?
- if this is fake, why didn't they stage it out in Waziristan, which is where they told us for years bin laden was hiding?
- if bin laden was killed/died years ago, why wasn't the news released then? what's so special about now? and can you prove he died years ago?

sorry kiddo, but if you think this is phoney, you're either buying into some conspiracy theory which itself is unproven, or setting a ridiculously high bar of proof on every news story that comes along

I don't care if he is/was dead or alive, I simply don't like the way this went down. if this is for real then why not rub our faces in it with something meaty? you know like a photograph or something. Or do you think they reserve the right to go about their business without reporting back to their supporters... their tax payers? They started this as a spectacle for all to see years ago and now they cut the feed off? why? who was that skirt they set up a rescue operation for and was all video'd for all to see? And now with such a big case they have nothing to show for it? I'm surprised it wasn't shot in 3D let alone showing the public some pictures.
Your questions are besides the point that I am trying to make. Yo mean to tell me nothing in this situation raises any brow? whatever happened to secular reasoning?

[LawL]

me neither...this is why ur a moron...

Geoff admittedly doesn't accept his own assertions... lol.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock....

....“No Stormtroopers were seriously harmed,” Lord Vader said. “They took care to avoid civilian casualties. After a firefight, I defeated my former master and took custody of his body.” Jedi tradition requires burial within 24 hours, but by doing it in deep space, Imperial authorities presumably were trying to avoid creating a shrine for his followers.

Lord Vader has denied requests to present photographs of the body, describing them as "too gruesome" for the general public.

[Plan B]

Strange.

Osama's son condemning his father's assassination, and at the same time doubting his actual death

(Iffy source maybe, but first thing google gave me.)

[seremtan]

^ yeah i thought was weird too

i guess he's covering all the bases

[Peenyuh]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

Not the same. They released actual video of the incident back in the 70's.

moron

[seremtan]

I don't care if he is/was dead or alive, I simply don't like the way this went down. if this is for real then why not rub our faces in it with something meaty? you know like a photograph or something. Or do you think they reserve the right to go about their business without reporting back to their supporters... their tax payers? They started this as a spectacle for all to see years ago and now they cut the feed off? why? who was that skirt they set up a rescue operation for and was all video'd for all to see? And now with such a big case they have nothing to show for it? I'm surprised it wasn't shot in 3D let alone showing the public some pictures.
Your questions are besides the point that I am trying to make. Yo mean to tell me nothing in this situation raises any brow? whatever happened to secular reasoning?

lol, "secular reasoning" *removes pope hat*

the operation probably *was* videoed, but it's not like the white house is going to go to CNN and say "hey guys, fancy airing this graphic footage of osama's head exploding like a ripe melon?" and CNN saying "FUCK YEAH BRING IT". not to mention the 1bn muslims who'd go all sad in their pants over something like that (even though their own jihadi fruitloops are happy to release beheading footage)

[Captain]

So the lack of evidence proves the US government isn't lying and we should all believe them because they've been so honest in the past. seremtan is no different from the fat retards that clog the streets chanting "USA! USA!"

[seremtan]

yes that's right - by not buying into the latest tiresome internet conspiracy theory, i am self-identifying as a 350lb white male american, riding around town in a mobility scooter toting an oxygen cylinder, a KFC bucket and a nine with one in the chamber

IT'S SO OBVIOUS

[seremtan]

also, is anyone else getting the strong impression that mazda has recently suffered some personal trauma that has made him all grumpy and inter-upset?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

also, is anyone else getting the strong impression that mazda has recently suffered some personal trauma that has made him all grumpy and inter-upset?

because he wasn't like that before?

[Tsakali]

it's getting worse i think.

[scared?]

jesus seremoron is a complete idiot...it's pathetic...

[Captain]

also, is anyone else getting the strong impression that mazda has recently suffered some personal trauma that has made him all grumpy and inter-upset?

LOL no amount of sarcasm is going to take away from the fact that you're so far up Obama's ass, you can smell his shit before he even finishes eating. But hey, at least I made Puff forget how much he loathes you.

it's getting worse i think.

If bitterness was currency, you'd be richer than Doombrain.

[Tsakali]

lol, shut it troll.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

Not the same. They released actual video of the incident back in the 70's.

moron

Yes...but they claim that the body simply "disappeared" before their eyes. So which is it? Did he disappear or was he blown out an airlock?
And can we really believe what the Empire says? I mean...I heard a rumor that the Emperor has been pulling the strings for decades to enslave the galaxy. I thought I had proof, but the droid it was loaded into was vaporized in a moisture mining accident.

[Ryoki]

also, is anyone else getting the strong impression that mazda has recently suffered some personal trauma that has made him all grumpy and inter-upset?

hmm, actually, yes

[Nightshade]

the operation probably *was* videoed,

I read a report a day after the killing that Obama had watched it in real-time from a SEAL's helmet cam, what did you guys think they were all watching in that photo?

BTW... http://www.nypost.com/p/news/internatio ... ZKPR04ak1M

okay, it's the NY Post, but still...

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol...so the terrurists have retaliated by killing 80 people in a suicide bombing.

Pakistan suicide bombs kill 80 to avenge bin Laden

Anyone else see shades of Isreal/Palestine? I'm not sure as suicide bombings in that part of the world seem almost scheduled...if one doesn't happen then it was a good day.

[Ryoki]

Don't think there have been any good solid suicide bombings in Israel lately..?

Tbh it's just a logical MO for the Pakistani crazybeards, every now and then you noisily blow up a small soft symbolic target to remind the folks at home you still exist. Doesn't work in Palestine as much as it used to, maybe because they finally figured that there's not much to gain and a lot to lose by blowing up enemy civilians. The footage is bad PR and a western looking corpse is somehow always more interesting to western media than a brown people corpse.

Be interesting to see what the Israel/Palestine conflict will evolve into - as i see it they can go peaceful, late ANC style or they can go with the late IRA style economic assfuck bombings. Both have proven effective, but both require a LOT of discipline, which is something they'll need to work on.

[seremtan]

the operation probably *was* videoed,

I read a report a day after the killing that Obama had watched it in real-time from a SEAL's helmet cam, what did you guys think they were all watching in that photo?

BTW... http://www.nypost.com/p/news/internatio ... ZKPR04ak1M

okay, it's the NY Post, but still...

i bet the SEALs who pulled the trigger(s) will be dining out on that story for the rest of their lives (within the SEAL community at least)

also, to anyone who believes that osama got whacked that day by a US navy SEAL team: you need to realise that this now means you love obama in a profoundly anal way (apparently), because this is the only possible reason why you haven't dismissed the whole thing as a conspiracy. yeah, i'm looking at you too, glenn beck

[seremtan]

btw did anyone read the story about the attack plan osama vetoed (according to the shit found in his mansion) involving attaching whirring blades to a tractor and then using it to mow down "the enemies of allah" like some kind of jihadi ben hur?

apparently, he dismissed it as "too indiscriminate" (as opposed to batshit insane)

[scared?]

fuck u moron...

[seremtan]

sorry i don't have time for your scintillating insights geoff, as i'm too busy with POTUS in my ANUS. please leave a message

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