Time to trade in the Kia...

[Don Carlos]

This thread is just Geoff the try hard failing massively on every level.

[Captain]

If Geoff could actually get a Tesla:

Tesla interiors dominate Audi and buying gas is for morons...I win...

[Don Carlos]

Yup

Morons gonna moron

[scared?]

FYI morons.... u can buy Tesla's for 90k... Damn y'all just keep losing... ...

[YourGrandpa]

So when do you get the new car?

[scared?]

They said some time next week... Full pictorial and possible periscope on arrival...I feel the seething anger building with the poories... ...

[seremtan]

so why didn't you wait until then to inform us you bellend?

lol ppl needing approval of their purchasing decisions from the internet...

[Don Carlos]

so why didn't you wait until then to inform us you bellend?

lol ppl needing approval of their purchasing decisions from the internet...

Then lying about them massively and being found out in about 30 seconds

[scared?]

^^^incoherent morons...

Anyways, new developments!...

Our Dutch moron salesman just called and said that car was transferred to another store and sold before we got it... So he found another as close to same as possible(not many supercars available ya know)... Anyways he found one the same but with drivers assist added... So we got that option for free now... Good news for me cuz I love that package...I just keep winning... ...

[Don Carlos]

More lies

[YourGrandpa]

Anyways he found one the same but with drivers assist added... So we got that option for free now... Good news for me cuz I love that package...I just keep winning... ...

BTW, our a4 has the drivers assist too.

Congrats.

[scared?]

These Audi dealers are shit heads to each other. The dealer with that car won't give it up so plan C...

So I just got off the phone with salesman and we are ordering from factory. Guess it's good and bad news. Good is we get exactly what we want, bad it takes 12 weeks.

Prestige trim- heads up display, power closing doors, led interior lights

Black mythos ext paint
Black interior
diamond stitch seating
Carbon Atlas inlays

Driver assist package(drives itself)

Sports package(ownage package)

21" black optic package-21" 5 rotor titanium matte wheels, black grill, mirrors and window borders

Shit is of the hook...

Salesman will be emailing all info that can easily proof this shit is really happening...(for the chumps with doubts)

Here how it looks per website... Check out those sick wheels... poories...

[shaft]

black on black in texas heat. have fun with that.

[scared?]

That's how we roll... Not a problem...

[YourGrandpa]

Audi at night.

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[scared?]

I should prolly get the Audi ring lights under the doors too... Good night time feature...

[YourGrandpa]

A bit cheezy if you ask me.

[seremtan]

more pics of things geoff claims he's going to have, but doesn't actually have right now

[phantasmagoria]

Power assisted doors

[phantasmagoria]

Paying $92,000 to look like a cunt

[phantasmagoria]

Buying from the factory? moron alert

Those salesmen have played you like a little bitch

[YourGrandpa]

There aren't too many of these cars sitting around. Shit, there were only 5 or 6 prestige a4s in all of South Florida.

[scared?]

Only paying 88k... Then get $2500 loyalty discount of that...I win...

[xer0s]

lmao, these salesmen have played you like a fiddle

[scared?]

4k off MSRP then another $2500 off, free tinted windows($400)... And two coffee mugs($150) our discount is more than ur whole car... ...