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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:13 pm
by Pext
Jenna Jameson is: The Masseuse - 7/10

some interresting scenes, some mediocre ones and some boring ones.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:15 pm
by Tormentius
Pext wrote:Jenna Jameson is: The Masseuse - 7/10

some interresting scenes, some mediocre ones and some boring ones.
:icon19:

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:18 pm
by saturn
I watched Matrix Revolutions on DVD today. I totally forgot what a mediocre story it became with too many gaps in the plot and no answers that were promised in Reloaded.

Plus shitty acting, shitty love stories, what a total mess the W. Brothers left us with.

The effects were cool though.

3/10

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:21 pm
by prince1000

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:22 pm
by Pext
saturn wrote:Plus shitty acting
it's oh so true.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:33 pm
by Synergy
Watched Death To Smoochy on DVD last night. Funny shit. :lol:

8/10

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:53 pm
by Shmee
Land of the Dead - 8/10

It really only loses two points because it's a horror movie. Otherwise I was very impressed. The MAN did not fail on this one. Excellent cast and the best part was the amazing lack of awful dialogue.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:14 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Shmee wrote:Land of the Dead - 8/10

It really only loses two points because it's a horror movie. Otherwise I was very impressed. The MAN did not fail on this one. Excellent cast and the best part was the amazing lack of awful dialogue.
so, if it was not a horror movie it would have scored a perfect 10? no such thing.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:46 pm
by Geebs
What if you just made 10 a bit louder?

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:53 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Geebs wrote:What if you just made 10 a bit louder?
lol

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:55 pm
by Shmee
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Shmee wrote:Land of the Dead - 8/10

It really only loses two points because it's a horror movie. Otherwise I was very impressed. The MAN did not fail on this one. Excellent cast and the best part was the amazing lack of awful dialogue.
so, if it was not a horror movie it would have scored a perfect 10? no such thing.
That's not what I said. Basic logic 101 :icon10:

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:59 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
it would have gained two points if it was anything but a horror movie, which would have made it a 10 in your eyes.

short yellow bus :icon10:

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:18 pm
by Shmee
You're using the "Alice" logic defense routine, and it's just as bogus as when the hare called her on it:
Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it? said the March Hare.

Exactly so, said Alice.

Then you should say what you mean, the March Hare went on.

I do, Alice hastily replied; at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.

Not the same thing a bit! said the Hatter. You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!

You might just as well say, added the March Hare, that "I like what I get" is the same thing as "I get what I like"!

You might just as well say, added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!
In short - get fucked troll :icon26:

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:22 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Shmee wrote:You're using the "Alice" logic defense routine, and it's just as bogus as when the hare called her on it:
Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it? said the March Hare.

Exactly so, said Alice.

Then you should say what you mean, the March Hare went on.

I do, Alice hastily replied; at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.

Not the same thing a bit! said the Hatter. You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!

You might just as well say, added the March Hare, that "I like what I get" is the same thing as "I get what I like"!

You might just as well say, added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!
In short - get fucked troll :icon26:
i didn't realize f@ggots were so defenisive :(

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:38 pm
by sliver
Shmee wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Shmee wrote:Land of the Dead - 8/10

It really only loses two points because it's a horror movie. Otherwise I was very impressed. The MAN did not fail on this one. Excellent cast and the best part was the amazing lack of awful dialogue.
so, if it was not a horror movie it would have scored a perfect 10? no such thing.
That's not what I said. Basic logic 101 :icon10:
That's exactly what you fucking said. Basic logic 101 yourself, dumbass.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:41 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
it's as funny as Toxicbug trying to hotbox in a shopping cart :(

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:41 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Just watched a weird flick last night called May (2003)

Fucked up flick nice short lesbian scene lightened the gory overtones it's worth a rental or download, don't buy it though...

6.5\10

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:42 pm
by plained
hhmm tsk tsk

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:44 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
plained wrote:hhmm tsk tsk
yeah, those gory overtones.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:46 pm
by plained
hey now doen overcompensate

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:47 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
plained wrote:hey now doen overcompensate
overcompensating would be turning "doen" into "don't"

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:54 pm
by plained
oh ok :hungrey:

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:54 pm
by MaCaBr3
Giraffe }{unter wrote:Just watched a weird flick last night called May (2003)

Fucked up flick nice short lesbian scene lightened the gory overtones it's worth a rental or download, don't buy it though...

6.5\10
Yeay, May is fucked up. Didn't know what to expect from this movie, I was like: "What in the fyling fuck?" when things began to get weird.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:55 pm
by Guest
I think it was called Devils in Pink.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:56 pm
by eepberries
Kracus wrote:I think it was called Devils in Pink.
So you're into gay porn huh? That's cool, it's alright