Do you own something FAST?

[LawL]

Keep crying crushed faggot.

[Doombrain]

saying the same shit since march 2006

nice bike you don't/can't own

[Doombrain]

how's the law, bike, gf, 17" macbook, sti coming?

[LawL]

Saying the same shit since August 2000.

Nice car you don't/can't own.

[LawL]

How's the toner replacement, car, 2" penis, cross-eyed munter, council flat coming?

[Doombrain]

wow, you're really on the ropes aren't you. epic fail

[LawL]

lol @ all your tears, I've crushed you bad.

[Doombrain]

just like your fat body crushes that sofa you spend 24 hours on, you fat boring cunt.

[LawL]

Just like you spending the rest of your life alone in a council flat, you lonely virgin for life.

[Doombrain]

just like you bursting into tears tomorrow morning when your mother wakes you up for another shift at burger king (where you're on your final warning for eating customers meals before they make it to the front counter).

[LawL]

Just like you bursting with glee the next time your boyfriend wakes you up with his dick in your ass (where you're on your final warning from the doctor before suffering from anal prolapse).

[Fender]

lol @ all your tears, I've crushed you bad.

badly

[LawL]

bad

[Doombrain]

just like you pissing yourself in public because a dog barked at you (then dropping your family size chocolate bar on the floor, bursting into floods of tears, shitting yourself and fainting)

[Doombrain]

bad

fat

[LawL]

Just like you getting all wet in public because some council workers wolf whistled at you (then dropping your handbag on the floor, bursting the seam on your stockings, breaking a fingernail, bursting into tears and ruining your makeup).

[LawL]

bad

fat

Chins.

[Doombrain]

lies

[LawL]

tears

[hate]

Just like you getting all wet in public because some council workers wolf whistled at you (then dropping your handbag on the floor, bursting the seam on your stockings, breaking a fingernail, bursting into tears and ruining your makeup).

[hate]

Just like you getting all wet in public because some council workers wolf whistled at you (then dropping your handbag on the floor, bursting the seam on your stockings, breaking a fingernail, bursting into tears and ruining your makeup).

i'm having a pissing contest with a destitute transexual toner salesman

almost missed that one

[Lieutenant Dan]

I'll get my 1997 Buick Achieva up in a bit.

[Doombrain]

Changed my mind. Might look for one of these.

[LawL]

Don't bother, you can't afford a car.

[Doombrain]

fail