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Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 12:41 am
by obsidian
Why do we have 6 pages of this shit entertaining these delusions of one person?

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:38 am
by Eraser
This is Q3W. What else is there to do?

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 8:27 am
by Doombrain
Κracus wrote:They’re totally slow dripping this news so it’s less of a shock.
Less of a shock :olo:

if you're right and they do swing by it's the end of life as we know it, retard.

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 12:35 pm
by xer0s
What exactly are they slow dripping?

Let’s pretend they didn’t “slow drip”, but they poured it out all at once. What would we learn and how would it shock us?

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 1:15 pm
by Κracus
You know.. Before they make the announcement.

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 1:25 pm
by Doombrain
just out of interest, what do you think will happen to society if intelligent life which had travelled here was presented on the world stage (given half of the US believes the Earth is only 6000 years old)?

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 1:25 pm
by Doombrain
this is going to be such a massive EoT.

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 4:24 pm
by DooMer
People would turn from religion, move towards religion, new religions would form, old religions would slightly change, the world would keep spinning.

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 5:04 pm
by xer0s
Hopefully they would offer to take us off this rock…

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:11 pm
by Eraser
As long as they don't announce they're here to build a new intergalactic highway it'll be fine.

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:15 pm
by scared?
What happened? Did they find out lawl was a homosexual alien?... What's the story?...

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 11:06 am
by Ferrao10
I'm soo looking forward to that answer. The truth might change my life.

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 2:42 pm
by Κracus
Doombrain wrote:just out of interest, what do you think will happen to society if intelligent life which had travelled here was presented on the world stage (given half of the US believes the Earth is only 6000 years old)?

I think it would depend on the context of the reveal. Let’s say alien life shows up and they offer us advanced knowledge then it could radically change society. We might even get to visit alien planets. However they could also be really secretive and offer us nothing at which point you’d probably get something like doomer said where humans basically fill the gaps with nonsense. I’m certain some governments would even deny their existence to keep their populations in check. Ultimately I have no idea, but it would be the single greatest discovery of human history to date. I imagine that’s how people felt when they discovered the earth was round.

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 4:35 pm
by xer0s
It’s July!

It’s happening!

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:34 pm
by seremtan
never mind aliens. start stockpiling food for the coronal mass ejection that's gonna fuck everything electrical in the world

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:04 pm
by xer0s
What’s this about a mass ejaculation?

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 3:44 pm
by Transient
xer0s wrote:It’s July!

It’s happening!
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Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:40 pm
by seremtan
xer0s wrote:What’s this about a mass ejaculation?
the sun is going to spray its ionised jizz into the face of the earth like it's a two dollar ho feeding a crack habit

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:00 pm
by xer0s
That’s hot…

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2021 12:43 am
by mrd
seremtan wrote:
xer0s wrote:What’s this about a mass ejaculation?
the sun is going to spray its ionised jizz into the face of the earth like it's a two dollar ho feeding a crack habit
When can we expect said hot ionized solar jizz to arrive?

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2021 10:27 am
by seremtan
well i think it's supposed to happen on average every 100 years, and the last time we got hit big was the Carrington Event in 1859 so we're overdue

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:17 am
by mrd
Sounds about right. The sun is flinging shit all over the place all the time, I think the rare part is just having earth line up nicely in the path of destruction. Maybe Musk's nice little Starlink system will spontaneously fail all at once :dts:

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 3:49 am
by Transient
seremtan wrote:well i think it's supposed to happen on average every 100 years, and the last time we got hit big was the Carrington Event in 1859 so we're overdue
And the closest thing we have to an early warning system is the Parker Solar Probe. We need a satellite at a Lagrange Point between Earth and the Sun to monitor for flares so we have at least some time to react. If we can shut down the power grid and whatnot before a flare hits, we can mitigate some of the worst effects it would have on our power infrastructure. But yeah, as it stands, a worst-case-scenario flare could take upwards of a decade to recover from. Talk about a Recession. :olo: :(

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:09 pm
by seremtan
pretty lights then instant bronze age

all those doomsday preppers are gonna be smug when that day comes, with their basement caches of rice and beans

Re: Aliens arriving in July.

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 12:59 am
by xer0s
What day were we supposed to be expecting these aliens?