Godzilla pt. II

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She was black....

She said "Fill it up with Ethol."


So I did....
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Her total came up to a Five dollor bill....
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When I walked up to her window and said "Five dollors ma'am",

She wirled around to look at the pump....
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She said " I told you regular."
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I said no ma'am you said Ethol"

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She siad, "Well you best start suckin that shit out of my car, I aint paying it."
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I told her that yes she will be paying it since she already had a ten dollor bill out and I pumped what she asked for.

Her kids were in the back seat and were making all kinds of stupid remarks....
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So she in her infanite wisdom started up the car......
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Said fuck you and drove off.....
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Stupid cunt lived 1/4 mile away when the cops nabbed her and her cuntish lil kids...
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SO word to the wise kids.....

Dont drive off.
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:icon19: Stupid bitch.
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scourge34 wrote::icon19: Stupid bitch.

Pretty much what I said when she drove off. I had all day to write down the tag number.
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Some people tend to act before they think. Usually has humorous results.
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She was a black cunt, she ment to drive off from the start. You can tell individuals from the get go.
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Spam time
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Damn slow compiling
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Why did I ever take up mapping again?
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Wait, it's on the tip of my sig
Don't fear god, don't worry about death;
What is good is easy to get, and what is terrible is easy to endure.
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Damn competition
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At least that one wasn't time consuming
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Survivor wrote: 
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CrinklyArse wrote:
Survivor wrote: 
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CrinklyArse wrote:
CrinklyArse wrote:
Survivor wrote: 
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