Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:19 am
That Martha Stuart.....
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:19 am
I giggled so hard....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:19 am
when I heard about her asking for 40 more hours a week.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:20 am
oh baby i love you so 
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:20 am
what a cunt.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:20 am
Then I laughed more....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:20 am
of sweet lovin?
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:20 am
when the judge said .....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:21 am
"DENIED"
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:21 am
:lol:
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:22 am
*Lights up bowl*
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:23 am
Random stoner thoughts may insue.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:24 am
you tried the "half-a-coke-bottle-in-water" trick yet? 
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:24 am
I once had an idea for a hyperdrive system when I was laying awake.
Then I fell asleep.
Then I fell asleep.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:25 am
LeonardoP wrote:you tried the "half-a-coke-bottle-in-water" trick yet?
I dare not ask, "Enlighten me"
But please do.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:25 am
I know for a fact that all washing machines have a portal in them....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:26 am
I never have a matched pair when I fold them..
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:27 am
I once looked to the glory of God.......
But he never bestowed me with anything.
But he never bestowed me with anything.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:28 am
I have a problem with asian women....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:28 am
I find to many of the lil cunts sexy....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:28 am
Thay make up 67% of the workforce where I work.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:29 am
Their all related somehow.....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:29 am
and two of them asked me if I wanna fuck.....
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:30 am
Im so CONFUSD!
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:30 am
pure ownage! heres how it goes:
1 take a full size coke bottle (1.5l or sum), drill a hole in the cap big enough for the joint to stick in. then cut the bottom of the bottle off.
2 get a tub of water big enough for the bottle to be submerged in.
3 submerge the bottle in the water (not completely ofcourse)
4 put the cap on with the j stuck into it
5 slowly pull the bottle out of the water but still keep the lower part submerged.
6 take the cap off, put ur mouth on the bottle, inhale and push the bottle in the water.
guaranteed knockout
1 take a full size coke bottle (1.5l or sum), drill a hole in the cap big enough for the joint to stick in. then cut the bottom of the bottle off.
2 get a tub of water big enough for the bottle to be submerged in.
3 submerge the bottle in the water (not completely ofcourse)
4 put the cap on with the j stuck into it
5 slowly pull the bottle out of the water but still keep the lower part submerged.
6 take the cap off, put ur mouth on the bottle, inhale and push the bottle in the water.
guaranteed knockout