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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:06 am
by Chupacabra
Kracus wrote:Women aren't complicated, they think like we do but just don't want to admit it. You think a chick get's all dressed up for hours getting their hair done and nails and a whole bunch of other shit on friday night to go out and NOT get laid? Even though it happens often the reality is no, she fully expects sex she just needs to meet the right guy. The right guy 90% of the time just needs to be funny or entertaining. If you got looks, money, car or anything else that's just icing on the cake. Some women like icing though.
so youre saying that they pretty much just want to get laid but involve getting hair done and nails and all sorts of other shit?
how is that not being more complicated?
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:52 am
by John^Rocker
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:01 am
by StormShadow
Kracus wrote:Women aren't complicated, they think like we do but just don't want to admit it. You think a chick get's all dressed up for hours getting their hair done and nails and a whole bunch of other shit on friday night to go out and NOT get laid? Even though it happens often the reality is no, she fully expects sex she just needs to meet the right guy. The right guy 90% of the time just needs to be funny or entertaining. If you got looks, money, car or anything else that's just icing on the cake. Some women like icing though.
Women dont get dressed up to get laid. They dont need to. Guys would bang any reasonably attractive girl at any time regardless of whether or not she was wearing makeup, or whether or not her hair looked 'nice'.
Women get all dolled up to compete with other women.
Thats like saying women buy $300 Versace shoes to impress men. Men dont give a shit. We cant tell Versace from Pay-Less. They buy stuff like that to rub it in other womens faces. Women hate other women.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:04 am
by [FTF]Pyro
StormShadow wrote:Women hate other women.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:30 am
by Grandpa Stu
chiQ wrote:Women aren't complicated - they're just don't realise that men aren't psychic. This makes for a lot of static.
haha. funny you say that cuz most of the time i knew exactly what my ex-girlfriend was thinking or doing when i wasnt around.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:34 am
by [FTF]Pyro
Grandpa Stu wrote:chiQ wrote:Women aren't complicated - they're just don't realise that men aren't psychic. This makes for a lot of static.
haha. funny you say that cuz most of the time i knew exactly what my ex-girlfriend was thinking or doing when i wasnt around.
Yeah but then she was letting every guy dip their wick at the drop of a hat.... the village bicycle if you will
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:00 am
by chiQ
StormShadow wrote:Women get all dolled up to compete with other women.
Thats like saying women buy $300 Versace shoes to impress men. Men dont give a shit. We cant tell Versace from Pay-Less. They buy stuff like that to rub it in other womens faces. Women hate other women.
I think there's an element of truth in that, though I wouldn't say women hate each other. I just think women are really competitive with each other.
I used to work with a bunch of guys in a small software house. A chick started work with us, and immediately went about trying to A. form some sort of coven of womanly solidarity with me *against* the guys, B. extract me from the boys' club, of which I was part, and C. make me over, i.e. make me more girlie, by offering tips of being more feminine and attractive (pffft!).
It made me very uncomfortable, and the guys were very aware that things changed from that point. She was a nice girl, but my impression was that she couldn't be one of the boys, so she was somehow feeling the need to extract me from my comradeship with the lads, so she didn't have to compete with the level of comfort I'd built up with them. She didn't stand a chance, being a very female female, but she had the upper hand over me when it came to being womanly, hence the attempts to create some kind of sisterhood with me. I left the job after a while of that, though not because of it. I visited a year or two later, after she'd also gone, and the lads had reverted back to their comfort zone, and were once more using rude system sounds, manly wallpaper, and naughty notices on the walls.
Woman are good at manipulating situations so they're more comfortable, but that's a womanly art I lack, so she made my life much less pleasant than it had been up until that point, despite being a very likeable and pleasant person. I understandably prefer to work with men as a result.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:01 am
by [FTF]Pyro
chiQ wrote:Prime example of two women hating each other.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:19 am
by chiQ
[FTF]Pyro wrote:chiQ wrote:Prime example of two women hating each other.
Nah, that's bollocks. We definitely didn't hate each other. I'm either really naive or she kind of liked me, and I liked her well enough, though she was really, really girlie. She didn't understand what a lifestyle gamer was, and certainly didn't get me at all, and I never really understood her priorities, but we got on as well as anyone gets on with someone they have very little in common with.
Women may hate each other sometimes, for whatever reason, but I think more often it's conflict or complete disparity of interests that stop them getting close, rather than gender-inspired hatred. You'd have to be a bit of a fuck-knuckle to hate someone just for being one or the other sex, specifically. In fact you'd have to be a complete arsehole to do so.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:36 am
by busetibi
saturn wrote:my gf is simple
she would have to be to go out with you
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:23 am
by John^Rocker
chik tell ius more
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:54 am
by Pecker
ok Ive written this on some oether forums already so Im going to recap it here:
why is it that whenever I tell a girl or a woman about my problems they arent interested anymore. I was chatting with one on yahoo messenger and she even sent me some boob pics, and I was on webcam, but I dont get it everytime they ask about my dating life or sex life and I awnser honestly and start complaining or explaining my life and situation they arent interested anymore. I picture myself in the same setting talking to say a girl who is attractive but has problems, I wouldnt quit talking to her because of them, inf act Id be happy cause Id figuare shed be horny and such. Whya re females so different? are they even human?
Women talk about their problems all the time. To each other, to everyone else, and especially to guys. not to mention they expect guys to put up with it and many guys do for some reason, but when a guy (or at least I) talk about my problems and feelings they quit for some reason. Why dont they put up with it and why do guys put up with it, and why do they expect guys to put up with it when they dont?
If women put out more, and not just to the same type of guy (the steretypical badboy/jerk/asshole/thug/biker), than humanity wouldnt have this problem. If women wanted sex as much as guys, and did the same ammoutn fo work to get it, we wouldnt have this problem. If social status, money, and superficiality werent the deciding factors, than we wouldnt have this problem. if women gave more signals or actually asked out, than we wouldnt ahve these problems. The world would be a better place with less violence, teenage angst, and youth vandalism.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:57 am
by Pecker
how do you guys even meet women?
Everywhere I go women never smile at me, flirt, give me any signals, and when i say something to them they awnser in a regular voice and a quick fashion. I am invisible to them or simply a nuisance. I was in barns and nobles earlier and I kept walking by this woman in her 30s like 3 or 4 times and not once did she even acknowledge me (I asked her the time as well and she awnsered without any signals of flirting), and these 2 younger teen girls also ignored me and no matter how hard I would try and tell myself in my head what to say to them I kept walking by and couldnt say anything. And in the past whe i was a teenager I would get so nervous that I would look down or try to avoid the person I was attracted to or simple waited for something to happen and it never did. not to mention the fact that girls would talk about guys or sex right in front of me liek I wasnt even there or existed or was male.
I am not around any women in any of the hobbies I have. in school they ignore me and listen to the teacher and leave, and the one time I tried talking to a hot blond sitting next to me she only awnsered with one liners and ignored me never saying anything first to me, or making a flirtaious voice. And walking really fast away from me after class. This other girl sat in front of me in another class, I was really attracted to and she saw that I kept looking at her catching my glance a few times, and I stopped but noticed she kept looking backwards but I assumed she was looking at the time cause I dont remember catching her glance at me actually. I hoped to says oemthing to her catching her leaving the class, but I couldnt and I think she went to the restroom. I sat near a chair waiting for her to walk by and told myself than Ill do the move, but when she eventually did it caught me so offguard I couldnt/didnt say/do anything and just looked at her eyes sitting there like a dumbass and she kept walking. I forgot all about ehr since than until today when i realized she was in my class.
And recently I was in a store and saw a nice looking woman walk a bit far from me and kept going in the same direction as I (opposite of me) and when she got close I gave a slight smile and looked away and I think I caught her give me a slight smile back. But than I realized I lost my chance and hoped hsell look for me and hang out in my area or say something to me and she never did, and I walked by her again before leaving the store. Oh and there was this other woman there who I asked her the time and I did it in such an uncomfortbale voice and after like 3 times circling her.
Have any of you watched Playboys - The Girls Next Door? the 80year old is banging 3 women most men in their prime cant get. i am sure he loves his life.
Pam Anderson talks about walking in on Hef and the girls about a year ago.
Hef and six babes in his bed covered in baby oil. Porno on the TV.
They wanted her to join, but she declined.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:12 am
by Grudge
women like confidence, not whiners, simple as that
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:13 am
by John^Rocker
you arent chik
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:18 am
by Ryoki
Kracus wrote:Women aren't complicated, they think like we do but just don't want to admit it. You think a chick get's all dressed up for hours getting their hair done and nails and a whole bunch of other shit on friday night to go out and NOT get laid? Even though it happens often the reality is no, she fully expects sex she just needs to meet the right guy. The right guy 90% of the time just needs to be funny or entertaining. If you got looks, money, car or anything else that's just icing on the cake. Some women like icing though.
Yeah, that's exactly how i thought about women when i was 16 and couldn't get laid.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:22 am
by Pecker
by the way any of you watch French films? weird thing I noticed about French films is there is often a young girl like a teenager or early 20s who is uber hot fuking some old ugly dude with a shitty haircut. Anyone notice this? I noticed this after watching some of a movie called swimming pool and remembering other french films I saw. She kept bringing a new guy home every night to fuck and they were all at least old enough to ber her dad.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ance&s=dvd
Another interesting movie is beau pere:
a 13 yo girl fucks her step dad after her mom dies.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:43 am
by Eraser
chiQ wrote:Women aren't complicated - they're just don't realise that men aren't psychic. This makes for a lot of static.
So true.
One really bad habid of my girlfriend is that she often says the exact opposite of what she really wants, and then feels that I should understand her or be aware of what she wants and figure out that, even though she says A, she actually means B.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:48 am
by MKJ
i think that goes for everyones girlfriend, eraser
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:52 am
by Pecker
Eraser wrote:chiQ wrote:Women aren't complicated - they're just don't realise that men aren't psychic. This makes for a lot of static.
So true.
One really bad habid of my girlfriend is that she often says the exact opposite of what she really wants, and then feels that I should understand her or be aware of what she wants and figure out that, even though she says A, she actually means B.
thats what all females do, they complain they want a nice guy or say how few nice guys there are (often they do this to a nice guy or an arm rester who she only considers a friend) when she really wants to be fucked by badboys, players (desirable since they get score), bikers (in biker bars), or assholes. They do this until they finally realize they have to settle down and start a family or else they will end up alone and finally the dork/geek who couldnt get laid his entire lfie but works for microsoft gets game and thinks she actually liek shim for who he is.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:59 am
by MKJ
this guy is the love*-child of kracus and strangler
* i use the term love lightly
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:08 am
by Eraser
MKJ wrote:this guy is the love*-child of kracus and strangler
* i use the term love lightly
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:24 pm
by Tormentius
Pecker wrote:by the way any of you watch French films? weird thing I noticed about French films is there is often a young girl like a teenager or early 20s who is uber hot fuking some old ugly dude with a shitty haircut.
Just an FYI since you seem to be having difficulties with the concept: what you see in movies isn't reality. If you quit whining and being obsessed with prison gangs you might find that you have better luck with the ladies.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:34 pm
by [FTF]Pyro
Meh...... Women. Bottom line. They are all the same. Just have to put up with the different shit they bring to the table.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:52 pm
by Geebs
Pecker wrote:ok Ive written this on some oether forums already so Im going to recap it here:
why is it that whenever I tell a girl or a woman about my problems they arent interested anymore. I was chatting with one on yahoo messenger and she even sent me some boob pics, and I was on webcam, but I dont get it everytime they ask about my dating life or sex life and I awnser honestly and start complaining or explaining my life and situation they arent interested anymore. I picture myself in the same setting talking to say a girl who is attractive but has problems, I wouldnt quit talking to her because of them, inf act Id be happy cause Id figuare shed be horny and such. Whya re females so different? are they even human?
Women talk about their problems all the time. To each other, to everyone else, and especially to guys. not to mention they expect guys to put up with it and many guys do for some reason, but when a guy (or at least I) talk about my problems and feelings they quit for some reason. Why dont they put up with it and why do guys put up with it, and why do they expect guys to put up with it when they dont?
If women put out more, and not just to the same type of guy (the steretypical badboy/jerk/asshole/thug/biker), than humanity wouldnt have this problem. If women wanted sex as much as guys, and did the same ammoutn fo work to get it, we wouldnt have this problem. If social status, money, and superficiality werent the deciding factors, than we wouldnt have this problem. if women gave more signals or actually asked out, than we wouldnt ahve these problems. The world would be a better place with less violence, teenage angst, and youth vandalism.
Pathetic