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DRuM wrote:

GONNAFISTYA wrote:lol

DuMB seems to think that if he talks to gay people he might catch the urge to suck a cock....cause he's positive that shit is airborne.

The ironic thing is that he probably supports gay marriage on a moral standing but would rather cover his ass with a garbage can lid if he thought some guy was looking at it.

That's right, I've got nothing against gay marriage. I just don't fancy being around dozens of gay men inspired by the wedding looking for love.

and they'll turn their attention on you because..?

DRuM wrote:

GONNAFISTYA wrote:lol

DuMB seems to think that if he talks to gay people he might catch the urge to suck a cock....cause he's positive that shit is airborne.

The ironic thing is that he probably supports gay marriage on a moral standing but would rather cover his ass with a garbage can lid if he thought some guy was looking at it.

That's right, I've got nothing against gay marriage. I just don't fancy being around dozens of gay men inspired by the wedding looking for love.

Drum, you shouldn't flatter yourself - do you remember what you look like? The faggots will probably be making fun of you like straight guys make fun of the ogre bitches.

That's irrelevant. I just don't wanna be surrounded all night by a bunch of cock munchers who all sound as camp as GFY when he made his video tour of his studio. You want my ticket ctrlnuke? Have it mate, you'll fit in nicely

Everyone knows gay guys have hot female friends and there's free booze, I wouldn't give a fuck.

ctrlnuke wrote:Everyone knows gay guys have hot female friends and there's free booze, I wouldn't give a fuck.

you'd be the one getting a fuck lol (in your bottom)

lol (no)

Lol, I do gigs and parties all the time with my band, it's nothing new. You're a student, there's no way you can afford to pay for booze. And you're obviously desperate for a woman..

lol (perhaps)

ctrlnuke is a successful troll ( not )

lol (highly likely)

Yes Drum, I'm desperate for a woman, I live in Las Vegas - the drunk slut capital of the world. I often get drunk and have sex regularly with 18-22 year old women. Poor me.

I barely pay shit for schooling as well, I have a scholarship that pays for most of my tuition/dorm fees (it's required to live in the dorms the first year to receive the scholarship).

ctrlnuke wrote:Yes Drum, I'm desperate for a woman, I live in Las Vegas - the drunk slut capital of the world. I often get drunk and have sex regularly with 18-22 year old women. Poor me.

I barely pay shit for schooling as well, I have a scholarship that pays for most of my tuition/dorm fees (it's required to live in the dorms the first year to receive the scholarship).

I'd be interested in what you just said if I gave a flying fuck.
You need to stop paying for sex though..

Lol, a student boasting on the internet about his fancy condoms.

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... highlight=

LUK GUYZ I YOOZ THESE FAR SECKS (WIETH WIMAN)

lol, those are gifts from the university sponsored from http://www.ripnroll.com
$100 dollar gift certificate there every semester.

They are fucking funny and I'm embarrassed to use most of those. But yeah, it is funny for everyone I live with to get a huge fucking stash when we put them in the same droor.

Haha, I bet you have a right laugh at uni!

eh, well it's fucking fun being 18 and living in Vegas with a fake ID 3 miles from the strip.
Beats being 40+ and not having done anything worthwhile in life.

lol condoms

i use black bags

ctrlnuke wrote:eh, well it's fucking fun being 18 and living in Vegas with a fake ID 3 miles from the strip.
Beats being 40+ and not having done anything worthwhile in life.

Oooh, a fake ID eh?? You 18 year olds sure know how to live. Yeah I can imagine the fun would never stop with one of those beauties..

Lol yeah, I never travelled the world for 6 years and got paid for it. I'm waiting for something worthwhile to happen in my life, just like you said!

you guys don't seem to have grasped the concept of that thread. It was a joke, those are some of the funniest/weirdest condoms I've ever seen. The thought of someone expecting the girl to take him seriously when puts a fucking spiraled condom on right before fucking is hilarious. Only 30+ creeps buy that shit.

DRuM wrote:

ctrlnuke wrote:eh, well it's fucking fun being 18 and living in Vegas with a fake ID 3 miles from the strip.
Beats being 40+ and not having done anything worthwhile in life.

Oooh, a fake ID eh?? You 18 year olds sure know how to live. Yeah I can imagine the fun would never stop with one of those beauties..

Lol yeah, I never travelled the world for 6 years and got paid for it. I'm waiting for something worthwhile to happen in my life, just like you said!

Traveling the world includes going to gay weddings now eh?

ctrlnuke wrote:eh, well it's fucking fun being 18 and living in Vegas with a fake ID 3 miles from the strip.

An order of condoms and a fake ID. You're livin' the life .

lots of jealous nerds here...I've been having more fun in the past few months than most of you have had all your pathetic lives.

ctrlnuke wrote:

DRuM wrote:

ctrlnuke wrote:eh, well it's fucking fun being 18 and living in Vegas with a fake ID 3 miles from the strip.
Beats being 40+ and not having done anything worthwhile in life.

Oooh, a fake ID eh?? You 18 year olds sure know how to live. Yeah I can imagine the fun would never stop with one of those beauties..

Lol yeah, I never travelled the world for 6 years and got paid for it. I'm waiting for something worthwhile to happen in my life, just like you said!

Traveling the world includes going to gay weddings now eh?

hmm, well I don't see how that could be if I travelleD, and thus don't traveL anymore.

WHERE ARE YOUR BRAINS CTRLNUKE??