First Draft

Post by **plained** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:17 am

maybe she uses slang as an instant creative outlet and doent care

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:33 am

You really need to eliminate that last part.
It's like calling someone and leaving a message on there answering machine,
Then maybe a week later than get killed by someone else, than that tape really dosen't look good.
Plus you could get charged for harrasement also.

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:36 am

And if you're parking right outside your place, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
Get her a dildo for xmas and put it in her mailbox with a note that says "Go fuck yourself".

Post by **Tormentius** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:09 am

FragaGeddon wrote: Get her a dildo for xmas and put it in her mailbox with a noye that says "Go fuck yourself".

Post by **mjrpes** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:58 am

FragaGeddon wrote: Get her a dildo for xmas and put it in her mailbox with a note that says "Go fok eself".

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:06 am

Good neighbor,

Thank you for stopping by and kindly asking me to move my car. I did not realize my parking in that spot was bothering you that much. It is very easy for me to park elsewhere and I will do so from now on, unless there are no other spots on the street.

I did have a clue something was wrong this weekend, when i discovered you had shoveled your entire sidewalk onto the hood of my car. However, it wasn't until you spoke to me like a reasonable & civilized human being that the message truly came across.

If I find that instead of talking to me you abuse my property again I shall have to respond differently.

Your friendly neighbor Mike

Post by **mjrpes** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:34 am

Good neighbor,

Thank you for stopping by and kindly asking me to move my car. I did not realize my parking in that spot was bothering you that much. It is very easy for me to park elsewhere and I will do so from now on.

I did have a clue something was wrong this weekend when I discovered you had shoveled some snow onto the hood of my car. I couldn't tell whether you did it purposely or on accident, but I knew something was up. However, it wasn't until you spoke to me like a reasonable and civilized human being that the message truly came across. To be clear, I got a message when you shoveled snow and debris onto the hood of my car. It wasn't the right one, though. Have you considered taking a communications class at the local Adult School? Well, if you do, here's a tip: when the teacher asks you to say hello, don't responding by sticking your fist up her vagina. It sends the wrong message; you know, just like shoveling the entire snow and shit filled sidewalk onto the hood of my car sends the wrong god damn fucking message.

And I don't mean to say you are a reasonable or civilized person, just that I expect you to act like one when living in a peaceful and civilized community of fucking god damn American citizens. What sick and perverted things you enjoy doing in the privacy of your own shit stained house is fine by me. You can stick your fist up your cat's vagina for all I care, as long as I can't see it.

And if there are no other spots on the street you can be sure that I will not park in your spot, as I drive my car into your house and stick my fucking fist up your god damn cat's vagina and kill all your birds.

If I find that instead of talking to me you abuse my property again I shall have to respond differently.

Your friendly neighbor Mike

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:09 am

Good neighbor,

You're going to die a slow and painful death.

Your friendly neighbor Mike

Post by **S@M** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:14 am

mjrpes,
you could get a job as a translator, that is some beautiful work right there.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:27 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:too unamerican

Shut up, hippie.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:13 pm

I'd go with mjerpes letter, it clearly outshines the rest.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:23 pm

:icon32: I gotta laugh at all the letters, although I do enjoy the short and sweet approach.

I never inteded to write her a note it was just to blow off some steam and make light of the situation. It's obvious she's not happy if she has make a point the way she did. Which is why I shoveld the snow off my car onto the curb and left my car right where it was

All she had to do was come over and ask, problem solved.

I park near her hous because my idiot neighbors have illegal basement and attic appartments and there is absolutely no parking near my house. Honestly I am really not worrying about this for much longer we plan to get a house in a nice secluded area next year. After that if I need to blow off some steam I'll head back to the old neighborhood and do some dammage.

Post by **plained** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:49 pm

so you dont have a driveway atm

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:53 pm

no I do, I just have 3 cars and since I rent and don't currently own the house I have one spot in the driveway.

Post by **plained** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:55 pm

ah i see

so you dint garage park the 350?

yiie

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:09 pm

nope :/

Post by **plained** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:21 pm

its neat lookin tho

Post by **MaCaBr3** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:34 pm

S@M wrote:mjrpes,
you could get a job as a translator, that is some beautiful work right there.

Yeah, they are looking for alot of english to english translators lately.