Innovations Test me.Post a thing U'd want to improve...

[Guest]

You know what I'd really like and this is my invention not yours.

A microwavecan. Not a microwaveable can but a microwave in a can. It's like a disposable microwave.

See you take your can, hit a button, and open the can and the food is already cooked! Voila! REALLY instant food without the need to find a microwave.

[inphlict]

What a stupid fucking idea.

[Guest]

You know what I'd really like and this is my invention not yours.

A microwavecan. Not a microwaveable can but a microwave in a can. It's like a disposable microwave.

See you take your can, hit a button, and open the can and the food is already cooked! Voila! REALLY instant food without the need to find a microwave.

Thanks for your participation.

Kracus, an invention is not only to have a great idea but to be
able to demonstrate it. You have to build a prototype or at least to
make a drawing of it with all the parts we would need to built
one and make it work.

You could have an idea to send men to venus but you would have
to explain how the space ship would be built and how the men
could survive in such an expedition.

So, you can't say it's your invention until you proved that you
know all the mecanism, electronics...It takes to make one and
even then, have it patented to keep it your invention, wich BTW
is a lot of research and money and time.

BTW, What kind of food you were thinking of in the can?
Ravioli, soup...?

And you know what...I already have an invention of the same type
and I don't need microwave at all to keep it warm.
You should see it within a year in a store near you.

Keep on.

Pete

[[xeno]Julios]

a discrete, portable, pocket sized bidet (or device that can spray water) would be a godsend in this filthy culture of toilet paper. 1 litre water capacity is a minimum. Perhaps it could have a balloon attachment so you can fill it in the sink.


an alarm clock starts off with quiet soothing sounds, like the surf of an ocean, and then introduces more and more sounds gradually, like birds chirping, people having conversation, etc... an adjustable snooze button would be nice also, as the defaults are inappropriate for all occasions/people.

a high quality umbrella that can telescopically fold, and doesn't break after 2 weeks.

a condom that emits gradually increasing electric charges, causing your partner to scream in what might be construed as pleasure.

a date rape drug that causes the victim to rape the person she's with - maybe call it "eifoor" (roofie reversed)

a squid that is geneticaly engineered to give its owner a high powered suction blowjob on command.

[Guest]

STFU. @ Pete... I missed you jules. :icon32:

[Guest]

But yo, wouldn't a electrified rubber uhh kinda kill a boner? I mean i've gotten zapped before on a finger and that shit hurt but to fuck a chick with the equivalent of a cattle prod seems kinda... uhhh borderline psychotic dontcha think?

[Guest]

a discrete, portable, pocket sized bidet (or device that can spray water) would be a godsend in this filthy culture of toilet paper. 1 litre water capacity is a minimum. Perhaps it could have a balloon attachment so you can fill it in the sink.


an alarm clock starts off with quiet soothing sounds, like the surf of an ocean, and then introduces more and more sounds gradually, like birds chirping, people having conversation, etc... an adjustable snooze button would be nice also, as the defaults are inappropriate for all occasions/people.

a high quality umbrella that can telescopically fold, and doesn't break after 2 weeks.

a condom that emits gradually increasing electric charges, causing your partner to scream in what might be construed as pleasure.

a date rape drug that causes the victim to rape the person she's with - maybe call it "eifoor" (roofie reversed)

a squid that is geneticaly engineered to give its owner a high powered suction blowjob on command.

Well, you started with great ideas but I think that you Fantasized
on something else. Are you from France...A bidet...

For the alarm clock...They sell these now with a cassette that you
can registered what you want on it and use it for your morning
alarm.
Pete

[Guest]

STFU. @ Pete... I missed you jules. :icon32:

Kracus, I've answered to your first reply but I don't know a
thing of what you said after
Pete

[Guest]

Tu parles francais pete?

[losCHUNK]

girls that dont talk back when you stab them in the shitter

[Guest]

girls that dont talk back when you stab them in the shitter

Ehhh. wrong thread there big guy?

[losCHUNK]

i dunno no more

[Guest]

Tu parles francais pete?

Ben oui, j'suis un Canadien français.
Si tu es de Saint-John NB. Je suppose que tu parles
français et tu es bilingue de part ta région.
Et pas de faute dans ta phrase.

Y fait-tu frette chez vous?
Icitte c'est -20C avec l'vent.

Just joking, Je ne parle pas comme dans les annonces de Bell.
Je parle français, le vrai mais pas français de France. Juste le
franc parlé.

Pete

[Guest]

Je suis Acadien, mon francais est tres different.

Parfois je parle chiaque et ca c'est une combinaision de fraincais et anglais et parfois je parle un francais acadien et ca c'est un francais tres vieux. Beacoup de mot's qui ne sont plus utiliser, come le mot mitant.

[Guest]

Je suis Acadien, mon francais est tres different.

Parfois je parle chiaque et ca c'est une combinaision de fraincais et anglais et parfois je parle un francais acadien et ca c'est un francais tres vieux. Beacoup de mot's qui ne sont plus utiliser, come le mot mitant.

So, I guess you must know Wilfred, The academician.
Do you have his accent?

Pete

[Guest]

Good evening again my friends.

Anyone interesting in Inventions should have these links.
Don't bother about my web page, it was supposed to be my
second page but since I'm computer illiterate, I erased it over
this one. I can't figure what I do wrong but every time I want to ad a page, it erase my first page and replace it.

But the links still work.
http://biduc.esmartbiz.com/index.htm

At least from this page you have links that are usefull for your
needs. Inventions&Innovations.

Hope it will help you.

Pete

[Tormentius]

how? its it hooked up to a car's speedometer, or does it have a noise sensor? link me - link me - link me ! !

Higher end Pioneer systems have a mic mounted in the cab (other brands too I'd imagine but I read up on the Pioneers). You set the volume and it adjusts to keep it at that level when there is more/less road noise.

[Guest]

Good evening my friends.

Kracus, remember when I told you/wrote you what we have
to do when we have an idea?

Well, just recently, there was a contest for inventors.
If you look at my poor website, there is a link #2 to Inventors Digest website. That's where I saw the contest. Bell Sports Idea Hunt: Bike Accessories.

I had an idea for 5 years about a new accessory for a bicycle.

I did my research in opic Canada for patent#3 and USPTO for US#4.

I built a prototype from common things I had at hand around my house. Took me no more then 15 mnts to do it.
Then took 8 pictures of it and printed them.
Then filled in the entry agreements and signed it.
But then...You have to demonstrate, explain the use of it,
how it can be made, with wich material. It's approximated size...

Took me 6 hours to find the right words. Read it over and over
to make sure I didn't forget anything...
Ending with all the exaustive compact information within a single page. Then went to the post office. Sent it by registered priority post 12.40$

Now I have to wait for 60 days before receiving a positive answer.

Pete

[Guest]

So uhhh... why are you telling me this? Cause it just so happens I'm somewhat of a cyclist

[inphlict]

The water bottle has already been invented thou.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Camelback was nice though, (water containers you wear on your back)

[R00k]

Hello my friends

I am in front of a white page and since a month I can’t think
of any Innovation.

So please can you help me find one?

You're in luck Pete:
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... 6750#46750

[Guest]

Hello my friends

I am in front of a white page and since a month I can’t think
of any Innovation.

So please can you help me find one?

You're in luck Pete:
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... 6750#46750

Hello my friend

I have already answered it in that topic.

pete
Veteran




Joined: 19 Aug 2004
Posts: 159

Posted: 03-15-2005 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by R00k:
Mine's far from the first one, but nowhere near any of the rest of those shitholes.
Couple of cigarette packs, couple of glasses and coffee mugs, several cd's lying around, an ashtray and a router.


Come to think of it, I've got a great invention for ol' Pete -- a desk-mounted pocket pussy that hangs on the underside.
Get an office chair with wheels and a good porn collection -- Look Mom, No Hands!

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I think it would still worked better with a fixed chair with a type of
a roller seat, as for a rocking chair on wheel bearings, vas-et-viens.
BTW...vas-et-viens in english would be...go and come. lol

Pete
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Sometimes you have to keep it simple!

Take Care!
Pete

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

LOL