Quake language

Post by **shaft** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:34 am

Aren't you a bright one. Try and figure this one out Corky. Guess what I need to tell you to fuck off?

1. An internet connection

and

2. A pc

You can go back to fingerbanging ToxicBug and watching hockey now.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:44 am

I'm glad you're able to maintain both without a job. Well, without a real job, because you sucking cock for money doesn't count as a real job.

I guess that means you're more of a giver of jobs than a haver of jobs.

Post by **shaft** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:00 am

I suck cock for a living? That's your flame? Oh man, you got me there. 'A' for effort. 'F' for funny.

next...

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:03 am

modfight!

Post by **Captain** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:22 am

"Achtung" is what you yelled to your first customer when he gagged you with his freakishly small penis.

ACHTUNG! Shaft ACHTUNG!

Post by **Dark Metal** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:33 am

shaft wrote:I suck cock for a living? That's your flame? Oh man, you got me there. 'A' for effort. 'F' for funny.

next...

I know, I know the truth isn't much of a flame, but I never said you did it for a living, you did.

Post by **shaft** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:23 am

You're on a roll, please stop. It's killing me

Post by **dubz** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:06 pm

what a pathetic attempt to look like that didnt hurt

Post by **shaft** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:25 pm

You're right, I'm absolutly devastated that someone on the internet said I suck cock for money.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:08 pm

*sweeps majestically through thread*

Post by **farad** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:52 pm

seremtan wrote:*sweeps majestically through thread and sings*

“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:22 pm

Post by **DRuM** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:57 pm

“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."

rofl, the curse of seremtans q3w inter-life.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:47 pm

DRuM

Post by **shaft** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:32 pm

Stop spamming DRuM...last warning.

Post by **DRuM** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:49 pm

get fucked

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:31 am

shaftownT

Post by **DRuM** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:35 am

What a hideous piece of trash you're dating

Post by **shaft** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:45 am

FINAL WARNING!!

Hey seremtan, wouldnt you rather have a piece of this?

Tina Motherfucking Tuner up in hea!

Post by **DRuM** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:53 am

The difference is shaft, that was never a girl I was dating or fucking. I was cuddling a friend. You've seen some of the girls I fucked and seremtan couldn't even get close to that quality. Nor could you. Ever.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:38 am

lol, kracus playground flames

raise your game, blubber-boy

Post by **DRuM** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:43 am

Could you even raise your cock with that slut? I know I couldn't!

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:51 am

DRuM wrote:The difference is shaft, that was never a girl I was dating or fucking. I was cuddling a friend. You've seen some of the girls I fucked and seremtan couldn't even get close to that quality. Nor could you. Ever.

you previously claimed that you fucked her.

Post by **DRuM** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:59 am

I did? I must have been drunk then.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:14 am

when aren't you drunk you wilting souse