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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:34 am
by shaft
Aren't you a bright one. Try and figure this one out Corky. Guess what I need to tell you to fuck off?
1. An internet connection
and
2. A pc
You can go back to fingerbanging ToxicBug and watching hockey now.
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:44 am
by Dark Metal
I'm glad you're able to maintain both without a job. Well, without a real job, because you sucking cock for money doesn't count as a real job.
I guess that means you're more of a giver of jobs than a haver of jobs.
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:00 am
by shaft
I suck cock for a living? That's your flame? Oh man, you got me there. 'A' for effort. 'F' for funny.
next...
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:03 am
by seremtan
modfight!
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:22 am
by Captain
"Achtung" is what you yelled to your first customer when he gagged you with his freakishly small penis.
ACHTUNG! Shaft ACHTUNG!
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:33 am
by Dark Metal
shaft wrote:I suck cock for a living? That's your flame? Oh man, you got me there. 'A' for effort. 'F' for funny.
next...
I know, I know the truth isn't much of a flame, but I never said you did it for a living, you did.
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:23 am
by shaft
You're on a roll, please stop. It's killing me
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:06 pm
by dubz
what a pathetic attempt to look like that didnt hurt
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:25 pm
by shaft
You're right, I'm absolutly devastated that someone on the internet said I suck cock for money.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:08 pm
by seremtan
*sweeps majestically through thread*
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:52 pm
by farad
seremtan wrote:*sweeps majestically through thread and sings*
“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:22 pm
by seremtan
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:57 pm
by DRuM
“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."
rofl, the curse of seremtans q3w inter-life.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:47 pm
by seremtan
DRuM
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:32 pm
by shaft
Stop spamming DRuM...last warning.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:49 pm
by DRuM
get fucked
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:31 am
by seremtan
shaftownT
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:35 am
by DRuM
What a hideous piece of trash you're dating
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:45 am
by shaft
FINAL WARNING!!
Hey seremtan, wouldnt you rather have a piece of this?
Tina Motherfucking Tuner up in hea!
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:53 am
by DRuM
The difference is shaft, that was never a girl I was dating or fucking. I was cuddling a friend. You've seen some of the girls I fucked and seremtan couldn't even get close to that quality. Nor could you. Ever.
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:38 am
by seremtan
lol, kracus playground flames
raise your game, blubber-boy
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:43 am
by DRuM
Could you even raise your cock with that slut? I know I couldn't!
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:51 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
DRuM wrote:The difference is shaft, that was never a girl I was dating or fucking. I was cuddling a friend. You've seen some of the girls I fucked and seremtan couldn't even get close to that quality. Nor could you. Ever.
you previously claimed that you fucked her.
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:59 am
by DRuM
I did? I must have been drunk then.
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:14 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
when aren't you drunk you wilting souse
