Yeah, fuck this noise

[Scourge]

That right there is why I will never set foot in the ocean.

[BlueGene]

Nice Lost reference.

[Scarface]

[lvlshot]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7800/shark4vw.jpg[/lvlshot]

lol, nicely done

[Pooinyourmouth]

I think I'd shit myself so much the shark wouldn't want anything to do with me.

[Grandpa Stu]

this thread is full of shit.

[Grandpa Stu]

and i'd crap a cinderblock.

[Pauly]

That's not a shark, that's DRuM doing a backstroke

[Chupacabra]

That's not a shark, that's DRuM doing a backstroke

fucking hell

[l0g1c]

That's not a Great White, and sharks are like puppies. NE questions?

[Nightshade]

How can you tell it's not a Great White, and how many sharks have you gotten to play fetch?

[Ryoki]

The tail seems about the same shape as most of the white shark pics i just (nerdily) googled...

Feedback could probably tell us what it is

[MKJ]

That's not a shark, that's DRuM doing a backstroke

olo

[Jackal]

I fought a shark once, with other sharks on my fists for boxing gloves. Questions?

[Kn0wFuRy]

Just turn around.

IT'S MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU ARE OF IT!!!!!!!!

That's spiders

And even then it's bullshit :icon32:

LOL, it is not. Some things just turn aggressive when firghtened. Some people do, too.

[werldhed]

That photo is misleading, too. The shark isn't much larger than the kayak. Granted, that would still enough to freak me out.

Great white attacks are rare, though. It's probably just curious... or it wants to mate.

[Transient]

The tail seems about the same shape as most of the white shark pics i just (nerdily) googled...

Feedback could probably tell us what it is

LOL, I had just opened a tab for Google to do just that when I happened to read your post.

[BudgieSmuggler]

That photo is misleading, too. The shark isn't much larger than the kayak. Granted, that would still enough to freak me out.

Great white attacks are rare, though. It's probably just curious... or it wants to mate.

And what does Great White do when it's curious about something? It bites it.

[Nightshade]

That photo is misleading, too. The shark isn't much larger than the kayak. Granted, that would still enough to freak me out.

Great white attacks are rare, though. It's probably just curious... or it wants to mate.

Hey yeah, but IT'S STILL BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING KAYAK.

[Grandpa Stu]

clearly it's a submarine piloted by underpants knomes who just wanna take that poor sod's knickers.

[[xeno]Julios]

is there any reason to suppose the picture isn't fake?

seems nobody has raised that possibility...

[ScooterG]

I thought about it but all the water fx look too accurate....

[R00k]

It could be a great white (hard to tell from the pic angle), but I don't think it is. It's a little darker than they usually are, has a thinner body, and the snout is too pointed; great whites have wide blunt noses.

But who cares, it'd still scare the shit out of me.

If I was in a more stable craft, I'd try hanging over the edge and shitting in the water. You don't want to piss though, as that attracts them just like blood sometimes.

It does kinda look like it's either been scanned in or PS'd though - look at the horizontal lines near the bottom.

[Jackal]

It's clearly a shark.

[[xeno]Julios]

discussion here

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ulti ... 001204;p=1

[Jackal]

discussion here as well

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... 6&start=35