a stressed 3 weeks

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:03 pm

Don Carlos wrote:lo mate

sorry to hear about your Dog
And the fact you gonna be a Daddy of sorts!
Hope the league cup made some impact on you? :S

hmmm league cup...well winning that was better than being kicked in the balls.hardly a fucking treble season though.

at least they won it nicely, and kicked some ass.

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:04 pm

dzjepp wrote:lol @ story, theres more care for dogs here than humans

thats the story of my life.

i got a dog, found out it was pregnant. the vet said he could abort the puppies if i wanted...i got all emotional and said not a chance.

i got a girl pregnant. she can have an abortion for all i care.

dogs > humans

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:04 pm

Ryoki wrote:hies horton

sup lover-boy

Post by **4days** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:10 pm

sorry to hear about your dog, but like you said, at least it was natural.

going to sound like a real pig for saying this, but if you told that lass your position on nippers and getting up the stick - then it's pretty much her lookout.

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:29 pm

4days wrote:sorry to hear about your dog, but like you said, at least it was natural.

going to sound like a real pig for saying this, but if you told that lass your position on nippers and getting up the stick - then it's pretty much her lookout.

you dont sound like a pig.
thats my view on the issue.

if she decides to have the kid, and she is so financially fucked she cant support herself/kid and i have the financial means to help, i will do.

however im a little annoyed at requests for me to pay for a japanese clinic for her to give birth in, when she can go home and get it free of charge.

the day i see her quit smoking and drinking, i might be a little more sympathetic towards her unborn child.

the day she stops phoning my new gf and telling her that im a cunt, i might be a little more friendly towards the pregnant one.

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:32 pm

diego wrote:only gay bondage p0rn, as by your request.

seeing as im in japan and trying to fit in with the culture, i have a huge collection of shit eating porn, maybe i can trade for some of your german hardcore filth?

and...no word of a lie, i have some homemade shit with me and my ex-gf....i did tell her i deleted it when we split up...but movies of me getting my cock sucked, not showing my face, but showing hers, am I really gonna delete that?

wanna see my cock, lover?
:icon26:

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:52 pm

horton: the movie

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:02 pm

Another one learns what precum is.....

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:15 pm

Geebs wrote:Another one learns what precum is.....

i had years of doing that with my ex-wife...and got away with it.
the first few months with my ex-gf i pulled out as well....got away with it.

i guess it was time for my luck to run out.

Post by **plained** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:22 pm

seremtan wrote: horton: the movie

i'll pass heh

Post by **Wabbit** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:38 pm

Hey Horton. Good to see you (read you?).

Sorry about your Dog. I remember you talking about her. She was the one that would bite strangers if they weren't careful, right?

Still getting in to trouble I see. Last I heard you weren't doing as much private tutoring but teaching in a school. Still there?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:45 pm

Horton's gonna be a daddy!! Congrats!

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:55 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Horton's gonna be a daddy!! Congrats!

no thanks.
i dont require the financial or emotional burden of being a dad.
besides i would suck at it.

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:57 pm

Wabbit wrote:Hey Horton. Good to see you (read you?).

Sorry about your Dog. I remember you talking about her. She was the one that would bite strangers if they weren't careful, right?

Still getting in to trouble I see. Last I heard you weren't doing as much private tutoring but teaching in a school. Still there?

hey wabbit.

im still teaching at a school.
well assuming they renew my contract next month.

and yes it was the one who liked biting.
i was normally the one who ended up getting bitten.

Post by **plained** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:51 pm

yea ey hes always so fuckerd

Post by **Clauz** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:51 pm

I don't like sex without a condom enough to risk the emotional, moral and possibly financial obligation of a kid. Anal sex is always a good alternative, however.

Post by **horton** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:03 am

Clauz wrote:I don't like sex without a condom enough to risk the emotional, moral and possibly financial obligation of a kid. Anal sex is always a good alternative, however.

I have learned a lesson.
from now I shall be only have sex with men and children.