Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:29 pm
you're shitting me4days wrote:
was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:32 pm
That only happens to me when I either eat shitty food (fast food mostly), or the day after I've been out drinking, thankfully.mik0rs wrote:Ditto sometimes, even with water. Damn it's good to share these sort of things.Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!
It's a miserable feeling, having to go back time after time after time. After those sessions, even when I've finally gotten OCD-style clean, I can't help but coming away with a feeling of unfinished business. Just doesn't seem natural.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:35 pm
No, but I'm sure he'd be willing to take a picture if he ever produced a reasonable facsimile.busetibi wrote:you're shitting me4days wrote:
was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:38 pm
I'd just like to state I had a good old shit a few minutes ago.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:39 pm
I would have remembered if that story came from here. 
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:40 pm
once i took a shit, it needed a double flush. :icon7:
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:41 pm
4days wrote:was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?
that thread was gross, had me in fucking stitches.
that vaguely rings a bell...Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:43 pm
i remember this one kid, a good kid, he doen never have any probs cause he jus reach right up his ass, grasp the shite and pullit out.
easy as 1-2-3
easy as 1-2-3
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:05 pm
Ahhhhh, the shit threads here are always a good read
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:45 pm
That was wabbit. She had to get her anal glands lanced too. I only remember this because, coming from her, it was probably the most disgusting thing I had ever heard/invisioned.4days wrote:was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?Tsakali_ wrote:x-lax
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on a serious note try to resolve this quickly , I've heard impactions can get painful
that thread was gross, had me in fucking stitches.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:57 pm
what ?
Re: Another shit thread
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:20 pm
All Bran :icon10:tnf wrote:Or lack thereof. I've not shit in 1.5 days. This is not comfortable.
Problem is the whole thing is going to hit me at the most inopportune time, probably in the car on the way to work.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:34 pm
Or a really strong espresso. Always gets my works going.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:18 pm
who doesn't?brisk wrote:I guess you really like the feeling of shit slipping out of your rectumDon Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!
taking a good shit is one of the most wonderful biological experiences available to us. I suspect it has something to do with a certain cluster of nerves in the region.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:22 pm
I could live without it. Taking a piss however..
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:24 pm
u serious?Fjoggs wrote:I could live without it.
have u no recollection of ever taking a really satisfying dump?
the feeling of bliss you receive right after, which carries you happily onward into your day?
this doesn't resonate at all with you?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:37 pm
Yeah, pooping is great. Hurray for shit!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:44 pm
that, and relieving your eye from an itch[xeno]Julios wrote:who doesn't?brisk wrote:I guess you really like the feeling of shit slipping out of your rectumDon Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!
taking a good shit is one of the most wonderful biological experiences available to us. I suspect it has something to do with a certain cluster of nerves in the region.
oh and streching after a nap
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:55 pm
and jerking off!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:08 pm
1.5 isnt bad man. I was camping a couple years ago, i didn't shit for 5 days. Once I did tho, damn did it ever feel great.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:29 pm
No problems here. Salad's keep everything working wonderfully. Extra water and walking/exercise also help, believe it or not.
I know pain meds can sometimes cause the works to stop up though.
And I don't envy men. Men shits are the worst plus I heard dealing with the extra hair can cause cleanup problems. Yuck.
I know pain meds can sometimes cause the works to stop up though.
And I don't envy men. Men shits are the worst plus I heard dealing with the extra hair can cause cleanup problems. Yuck.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:35 pm
during basic training it took about 8 days for a log to drop, same for alot of the guys, we were worried, but they said it was because of the stress and food we was eating..
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:38 pm
i wasn't aware that men's bowel movements differed from women's.Wabbit wrote:
And I don't envy men. Men shits are the worst plus I heard dealing with the extra hair can cause cleanup problems. Yuck.
anyway, about the hair "problem" - there's this thing called water - you know - the substance we use in cleaning just about every other part of our body...
toilet paper is so hygienically inferior
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:30 pm
Call me a traditionalist, but I simply cannot compel myself to wet my hand and wipe my shitty asshole with it.[xeno]Julios wrote:i wasn't aware that men's bowel movements differed from women's.Wabbit wrote:
And I don't envy men. Men shits are the worst plus I heard dealing with the extra hair can cause cleanup problems. Yuck.
anyway, about the hair "problem" - there's this thing called water - you know - the substance we use in cleaning just about every other part of our body...
toilet paper is so hygienically inferior
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:37 pm
so you walk around with shit stains? :icon25: