colbert crushes bush to his face! my new hero!!!

Post by **Monster w/ 21 Faces** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:46 pm

Yeah I assumed that but I have no frame of reference. There are no black people in England.

Post by **R00k** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:54 pm

What difference does that make?

Post by **bitWISE** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:13 pm

I'm glad people are finally jumping on the hate bush bandwagon now that it means fuckall. Where was all this shit 2 years ago?

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:24 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:Sorry Jules, but that was just about the best part of the video for me.

no need to apologize for your undeveloped sense of humour bro

Massive Quasars wrote: His jokes don't seem to fly with an audience unfamiliar with his work, yet he still managed to find their collective funny bone at times.

the skit at the end didn't seem to attract any laughter, but yea, there were some moments during the speech part when ppl felt comfortable laughing

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:32 pm

the skit at the end was funny as shit...unless ur a moron...

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:52 pm

Freakaloin wrote:the skit at the end was funny as shit...if ur a moron...

:icon14:

Post by **JulesWinnfield** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:56 pm

Hilarious1!!1

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:20 pm

Julios wrote:the skit at the end was unfunny as shit...cuz i'm a big cocksucking moron...no really...

Post by **Canis** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:33 pm

Monster w/ 21 Faces wrote:Yeah I assumed that but I have no frame of reference. There are no black people in England.

The new orleans mayor went on a rampage after the flood, talking about how New Orleans is to be a chocolate city and has a chocolate culture, yadda yadda. It was comical, and with the mayor at this conference, to have Colbert reference it with the marshmallow center of Washington DC was awesome.

Post by **Stoner** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:52 pm

:icon25: :icon14:

Post by **GlobalExtacy** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:23 pm

I didn't find it incredibly funny, it just seemed to be rubbing salt into what this presidency has done wrong. (not that it shouldnt be criticized) A poor choice of material I think for this audience. In some ways this reminds me of when Lindsey Lohan was on Jay Leno in front of the US Forces on armed forces day talking about her movie which was about a woman marrying men to help them skip the draft. She tried to joke with it a bit, but the audience was so silent you could almost here the contempt.

Also, where is this at? I swear I recognize the crazy blue ceiling (@ 4:32). I think I had a dinner there 4 years ago. Sweet.

Post by **menkent** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:28 pm

no, it was the perfect audience for doing it. it's the white hours correspondents' association (ie- press) dinner. what better time to make fun of the president, the press, and how the white house treats the press? if the president can't take a couple jokes about screwing up, he should do it less.

Post by **GlobalExtacy** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:33 pm

Ahhhh, I changed my mind. I agree with you menkent.

I couldnt find the video of the Lohan incident, but there is this transcript: http://popdirt.com/article43788.html

Post by **mjrpes** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:49 pm

to go along with that, Colbert would have been seen as a tool and a phony, not to mention a big pussy, if he had watered down his blunt mocking style just because the president was in audience.

Post by **menkent** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:03 pm

yea, his whole schtick is lampooning the bill o'reilly crowd and their irrational (literally) conservative ethic. one would assume that whoever booked him knew that and expected it. i suppose the right wing chuckles at that like the left chuckles at jesse jackson impressions.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:22 pm

Mrs. Smith, ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Mr. President and first lady, my name is Stephen Colbert and it's my privilege tonight to celebrate our president. He's not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say I did look it up, and that's not true. That's [right?], but you looked it up in a book.

Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works. Every night on my show, the Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it the "No Fact Zone." Fox News, I own the copyright on that term.

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I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible -- I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical. And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be it Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe [there are] infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

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I mean, it's like the movie "Rocky." The president is Rocky and Apollo Creed is everything else in the world. It's the tenth round. He's bloodied, his corner man, Mick, who in this case would be the vice president, and he's yelling cut me, Dick, cut me, and every time he falls [Dick says?] stay down! Does he stay down? No. Like Rocky he gets back up and in the end he -- actually, he loses in the first movie.

OK. It doesn't matter. The point is the heart warming story of a man who was repeatedly bunched in the face -- punched in the face. So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it.

I haven't. I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he has stood on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

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But the rest of you, what are you thinking, reporting on NSA wiretapping or secret prisons in eastern Europe? Those things are secret for a very important reason: they're super depressing. And if that's your goal, well, misery accomplished. Over the last five years you people were so good over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the effect of global warming. We Americans didn't want to know, and you had the courtesy not to try to find out. Those were good times, as far as we knew.

But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Put them through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know - fiction.

Because really, what incentive do these people have to answer your questions, after all? I mean, nothing satisfies you. Everybody asks for personnel changes. So the White House has personnel changes. Then you write, "They're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This ship's not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

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Justice Scalia's here. May I be the first to say, "Welcome, sir. You look fantastic. How are you?" [After each sentence, Colbert makes a hand gesture, an allusion to Scalia's recent use of an obscene Sicilian hand gesture in speaking to a reporter about Scalia's critics. Scalia is seen laughing hysterically.] Just using my Sicilian.

John McCain is here. John McCain, John McCain, what a maverick. Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you it wasn't a salad fork. He could have used a spoon! There's no predicting him. So wonderful to see you coming back into the Republican fold. I have a summer house in South Carolina; look me up when you go to speak at Bob Jones University. So glad you've seen the light.

Mayor Nagin is here from New Orleans, the chocolate city. Yeah, give it up. Mayor Nagin, I would like to welcome you to Washington, D.C., The chocolate city with a marshmallow center. And a graham cracker crust of corruption. It's a Mallomar is what I'm describing, a seasonal cookie.

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And we can't forget the new man of the hour, new press secretary, Tony Snow. Secret Service name "Snow Job." What a hero, took the second toughest job in government, next to, of course, the ambassador to Iraq.

Got some big shoes to fill, Tony. Scott McClellan could say nothing like nobody else. McClellan, eager to retire. Really felt like he needed to spend more time with Andrew Card's children. Mr. President, I wish you hadn't made the decision so quickly, sir.

I was vying for the job. I think I would have made a fabulous press secretary. I have nothing but contempt for these people. I know how to handle these clowns. In fact, sir, I brought along an audition tape and with your indulgence, I'd like to at least give it a shot. So, ladies and gentlemen, my press conference.

Post by **kapitalkev** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:50 pm

Torrent of the Correspondents Dinner here.

I think it is the whole event though [Runtime: 1:18:45] (which would include all the boring shit but would have all of Colbert).

Post by **mjrpes** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:03 pm

the whole thing is still pretty interesting, as CSPAN has included clips from past correspondents dinners, such as ones with Bill Clinton and George H. Bush.

Post by **plained** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:28 pm

oh wow ey :icon28:

hehe

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:32 pm

lol, that guy's like the american equivalent of rory bremner. not bad

Post by **R00k** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:12 pm

Colbert's got some versatility too. Slapstick, prop humor, sharp satire and parody, writing good material, the video editing stuff.

For anyone else, this kind of move probably would have hurt their career, but I bet it gives him a nice boost.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:04 am

Freakaloin wrote:the skit at the end was funny as shit...unless ur a moron...

The ending skit was truly unfunny on the whole, I agree, but his attempt at unfunny funny sometimes succeeds in being funny (within the skit). ComprendO?

Post by **Ganemi** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:13 am

I like the part when Colbert pretends to mess up, and mocks that time bush screwed up that quote. Heheheh.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:28 am

Massive Quasars wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:the skit at the end was funny as shit...unless ur a moron...
The ending skit was truly unfunny on the whole, I agree, but his attempt at unfunny funny sometimes succeeds in being funny (within the skit). ComprendO?

actually moron its really funny but u have to watch the wh daily press conferences all the time to enjoy it...most morons don't...

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:29 am

kapitalkev wrote:Torrent of the Correspondents Dinner here.

I think it is the whole event though [Runtime: 1:18:45] (which would include all the boring shit but would have all of Colbert).

this has gotta be the first time C-Span has had a torrent with 3000 seeds.

colbert crushes bush to his face! my new hero!!!

That blue ceiling!!!