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phantasmagoria wrote:also, it's called american football.

or "gridiron" football.

Or "monkeys bashing heads" ball.

seremtan wrote:this flame was described as 'old' by the guy who discovered fire

An elder sibling of yours?

Law wrote:

seremtan wrote:this flame was described as 'old' by the guy who discovered fire

An elder sibling of yours?

No I think that's his younger brother.

hahahahhahahahahahahah.

sorry seremtam, I had no choice.

you are weak. i shall crush you, see you driven before me, and hear the lamentation of your woman

laff

college

werldhed wrote:Caring about college sports


and...
*stifles laughter*


and...
*stifles more laughter*


and...

looks like sports upset another graduate student...god I never saw that happen before...

Captain Mazda wrote:

phantasmagoria wrote:also, it's called american football.

The only real football is soccer.

Hockey is for men. Cunts can have college football.

seremtan wrote:

ctrlnuke wrote:lol, I forgot most people here would rather make fun of something rather than try it in an attempt to mask their social awkwardness.

"I didn't go to that fun event with lots of people because it's stupid and I'd rather sit at home and make fun of it...not because I'm afraid of women."

ha ha yeah i've never been with a woman because i'm posting on an internet forum!!!!11111

jesus, this flame was described as 'old' by the guy who discovered fire

fuck, is it too late to pull the nerd card? Cause otherwise I'm out of material.

nerd.

you had material?

lol



Air Force owned.

pathetic

American football.

UNLV A real perennial football powerhouse, there.
And Chunk had it with the latent hom0sexuality remark. What a bunch of fags, ramming spurting hoses in their mouths while other guys cheer them on. You notice that the beer bong (what a fucking stupid contraption) isn't shaped like a tit or a pussy...HMMMMMM...

haha, how are you going to make a beer bong shaped like a pussy?

besides, what guy thinks about a connection between beer bong and sucking cock while getting drunk? homos.

its so riddled with overcompensation that they just have to be gay

ctrlnuke wrote:haha, how are you going to make a beer bong shaped like a pussy?

besides, what guy thinks about a connection between beer bong and sucking cock while getting drunk? homos.

A real man would find a way, should he be interested in chugging vast quatiites of horribly shitty beer. Most of us got over that retarded urge a long time ago.
And it's not much of a leap to say that someone shoving something phallic into their mouth looks like a raging queen. Denial much?

vast quantities? like chunk said, its about half a pint per peep. fucking a

Americans drinking American beer, playing American "football", in America.

It doesn't get much gayer than that.

MKJ wrote:vast quantities? like chunk said, its about half a pint per peep. fucking a

On that particular phallic appliance, yes. Ever seen the single funnel? You get about 3 to 5 beers in one of those.

ctrlnuke wrote:lol



Air Force owned.

Look at that gay gorilla pileup there. Homos.

tnf wrote:

werldhed wrote:Caring about college sports


and...
*stifles laughter*


and...
*stifles more laughter*


and...

looks like sports upset another graduate student...god I never saw that happen before...

Nah... I felt the same when I was in college. The only difference is now I don't have time to go partake in any sports.

Nightshade wrote:

MKJ wrote:vast quantities? like chunk said, its about half a pint per peep. fucking a

On that particular phallic appliance, yes. Ever seen the single funnel? You get about 3 to 5 beers in one of those.

I had a 5 footer last year that could hold about 3 and a half or so (funnel was small and tube was kind of skinny). I just used to bong 2 at a time though cause I could do that consistently without squirting beer. In the dorms we'd get the holder to stand on top of a chair and reach up to ceiling with it and tailgaiting we'd get someone to stand on top of a car. If you knew how to hit it, you could do 2 beers in 4 gulps through the 5 foot tube. About 3 seconds or so.

Fun thing about though is obviously if you're drinking 2 beers in 3 seconds, you're drinking a lot faster than your body can absorb it. You go from sober to completely tanked pretty fast. It feels like a punch to the gut every time though.

I miss that beer bong I'm going to have to make another this year.