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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:42 am
by Massive Quasars
seremtan wrote:Colonel: You have two main mission objectives. Your first is to stop the terrorists' leader, Adam Snake, from launching a Nuke on Microsoft's base headquarters.
R. Snake: Why should I give a damn about Microsoft? Hell, I don't even use their internet browser or e-mail applications, I prefer Mozilla Firefox and Thunderbird.
I'm still recovering.
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:15 am
by Doombrain
good god
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:20 pm
by MKJ
dimfactor
Adam Snake
great name, a pillar of inspiration
zerotalent
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:51 pm
by DooMer
What's the deal with dumb gays and anime, metal gear, and final fantasy?
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:25 pm
by seremtan
The icy rain collided with the windshield like the ferocious spray of bullets from an automatic rifle.
OMG IT'S LIKE I'M ACTUALLY THERE WITH YOU
Snow was piling itself upon my shoulders, but I didn’t care.
FUCKING HARDBOILED, MAN
I walked up to the cash register, sat my cigarette in an old, empty snuff container and began logging the amount of money left from the previous shift.
DON'T FORGET TO CHECK THE FLOAT, SATURDAY BOY
Never in my life had any female had this much of an impact on my senses. There was something about her, which made your mouth dry, your heart speed up and your mind melt.
MOMMY!
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:32 pm
by Captain
Never in my life had any female had this much of an impact on my senses. There was something about her, which made your mouth dry, your heart speed up and your mind melt.
Zerofagtard writing about some shemale who picked him up in a shady joint
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:06 pm
by losCHUNK
fucking hellolo