Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:50 am
she gets to blow your trombone?!
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:51 am
what, one without a .jpg extension?
Re: oh my gawd
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:41 am
lol, first time?HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:a girl asked me out
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:47 pm
interesting you should say this. her ex is coowner of a bar I frequent a lot (it being easily one of the best pubs in the city, over 20 beers on tap and amazing live music almost nightly)seremtan wrote:she's playing youHM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:she asked me to go to the symphony with her
she wants you to be the instrument of her revenge on her ex
careful how you conduct yourself
etc
looks like i won't be welcome there much longer. totally worth it though, this woman is an angel.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:14 pm
Go for it man. The best part about a woman asking the man out is it's on her to entertain. I’m not saying you should do nothing but she'll do all the prompting, it'll be easy. GET IN THERE.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:48 pm
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:interesting you should say this. her ex is coowner of a bar I frequent a lot (it being easily one of the best pubs in the city, over 20 beers on tap and amazing live music almost nightly)seremtan wrote:she's playing youHM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:she asked me to go to the symphony with her
she wants you to be the instrument of her revenge on her ex
careful how you conduct yourself
etc
looks like i won't be welcome there much longer. totally worth it though, this woman is an angel.
Bar first. Don't make me kill you. I'll get you a hooker to relieve yourself, but for gods sake man, not the Cloak!
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:14 pm
Two girls asked me out last week, i had to turn one down. Haha.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:27 pm
what a moronLaw wrote:Advice on women from seniletan.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:53 am
does she make you hornyek wrote:she gets to blow your trombone?!
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:10 am
Welcome to the internet: Full of homophobes and virgins
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:22 am
The Coke and Stagger?Dark Metal wrote:HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:interesting you should say this. her ex is coowner of a bar I frequent a lot (it being easily one of the best pubs in the city, over 20 beers on tap and amazing live music almost nightly)seremtan wrote: she's playing you
she wants you to be the instrument of her revenge on her ex
careful how you conduct yourself
etc
looks like i won't be welcome there much longer. totally worth it though, this woman is an angel.
Bar first. Don't make me kill you. I'll get you a hooker to relieve yourself, but for gods sake man, not the Cloak!
And here I imagined that you had moved on to a better bar like this one and the following scenario played out:
(don't look at the image info to figure out which one)
Here is your new g/f finally telling her bar owner b/f that the baby is not his but yours ,but she hasn't told you yet about that night you passed out...
Here is how he took it:
Here is him and his buddy planning on putting a bullet in your head :icon34:
Vancouver might be a good place to hideout...
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:07 am
And you just volunteered to represent both, fuckface.JB wrote:Welcome to the internet: Full of homophobes and virgins
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:39 am
You're wrong, he didn't volunteer to represent you.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:43 am
If the Tape Rewind Technician says its true...then he must have heard it on the internet
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:44 am
Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:09 am
And abortions should be legal.Captain Mazda wrote:Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:26 am
Camel Mazda - the official mascot of why retroactive abortions should be legal.Captain Mazda wrote:Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:27 am
You could have pulled it off had you worded it like me, but you didn't have what it takes. Sorry Randy.scourge34 wrote:And abortions should be legal.Captain Mazda wrote:Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:28 am
Jeez, at least try to be somewhat original. Fucking thief.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:28 am
I posted before i even saw your pathetic attempt.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:29 am
An hour and a half later? Sure.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:33 am
I know, amazing how you could have posted an hour and a half ago and I didn't see what you had said until I came to its order in the thread. The mind boggles.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:36 am
Yeah, amazing isn't it? How the page didn't show any more posts after his even though they were just right there underneath. Wow. I know I just stop in the middle of reading a thread to reply even before I've read the rest of it. And I never refresh a thread before replying to it even though it's hours old. Wow.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:39 am
I know, it's amazing how one stops to respond to a post they've read then continues to read the remaining posts in the thread. I can understand why you're so completely blown away.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:42 am
You respond before reading the rest of the posts? Well, that explains a lot.