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Post by **glossy** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:07 am

shaft wrote:rofl, heres comedy

Post by **Captain** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:09 am

Law wrote:The put the flag down and your pecker away virgin.

Law wrote:Sounds perfect
Why didn't I think of that?
Brilliant, well done
The girls want to know if you're free for lunch tomorrow
What was the water like?
I loved it when you came on my tits
Don't make me wait
She never stops talking about you
Yeah I had a great night
Can we meet for coffee?

Because we all know you're the legendary shagmaster around here

PS. Don't scratch your little head for too long, that was sarcasm

Post by **LawL** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:11 am

And we all know you're the virgin baldy who works at blockbuster and wanks off to pics of camels in bikinis.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:13 am

Absolutely terrible :icon13:

You have no hair except for a greased up kebabbo mop, no job, no education, and no sex drive except the occasional Friday night peachfuzz

Post by **LawL** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:14 am

True, God knows how you put up with such a life.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:16 am

If God exists, he either squeezed you out after a night of binge-drinking or you were born into the "failed" bin

Post by **Captain** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:17 am

C'mon, grab the last word you F5-wanking shitstick

Post by **LawL** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:17 am

Keep begging for my attention.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:21 am

fuck me tyler?

Post by **Canidae** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:22 am

Captstain Stupping of the LoveBoat
...and tha drummer played on

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:07 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:fuck me tyler?

that was Evo, right