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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

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my mom had a siezure and survived. i wished she had died, i hate myself 

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I'm a 21 year old guy and me and some friends were drinking A LOT! There was this girl, I never saw her face because a)it was dark and b) she was wearing a bag on her face as a joke. We all had sex with her. While I was doing her, I quickly took the bag off her face, looked down, and saw my 16 year old sister. I came.