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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:09 pm
by Tsakali_
no , but this thread is stupid
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:36 pm
by Dukester
If I'm in a bar, taking a big dip of Copenhagen, with a glass of shitty Coors lite beer and a Jim Beam shooter beside me, I will always say, without a doubt, yes.
I beleive in God and that Jesus Christ is my personal savior.
Mainly because I consider myself redneck and my long hair can't cover it.
It is the American way, to profess a belief in God and baby Jesus while commiting a bevy of sins and threatening to pound the ass of liberal elites.
I just believe that professing to believe and not actually follow the teachings is better than openly saying, "FUCK NO I DON'T BELIEVE" just in case there is a God and Jesus is your personal savior!
At least I can say in the afterlife, "I TOLD THAT BIKER CHICK I WAS TRYING TO BANG, I BELIEVED IN YOU! REMEMBER?
I don't think that eternal hellfire is something I want to risk, so I will comply with my own set of American, apple pie, getting to heaven, to sit with God rules.
So as long as I say "Hell yeah! God, please let Mark Martin win a Nascar championship while I'm still alive!" as I belly up to the bar, I believe that makes me "saved" and that is just as good as going to confession!
applebee's needs to know when to cut people off on Friday afternoon!
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:54 pm
by i think i am
No
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:12 pm
by scared?
Dukester wrote:If I'm in a bar, taking a big dip of Copenhagen, with a glass of shitty Coors lite beer and a Jim Beam shooter beside me, I will always say, without a doubt, yes.
I beleive in God and that Jesus Christ is my personal savior.
Mainly because I consider myself redneck and my long hair can't cover it.
It is the American way, to profess a belief in God and baby Jesus while commiting a bevy of sins and threatening to pound the ass of liberal elites.
I just believe that professing to believe and not actually follow the teachings is better than openly saying, "FUCK NO I DON'T BELIEVE" just in case there is a God and Jesus is your personal savior!
At least I can say in the afterlife, "I TOLD THAT BIKER CHICK I WAS TRYING TO BANG, I BELIEVED IN YOU! REMEMBER?
I don't think that eternal hellfire is something I want to risk, so I will comply with my own set of American, apple pie, getting to heaven, to sit with God rules.
So as long as I say "Hell yeah! God, please let Mark Martin win a Nascar championship while I'm still alive!" as I belly up to the bar, I believe that makes me "saved" and that is just as good as going to confession!
applebee's needs to know when to cut people off on Friday afternoon!
roflmao!
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:23 pm
by ForM
No
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:37 pm
by 4days
lol dukester
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:55 pm
by Transient
No.
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:03 pm
by Wabbit
Yes.
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:05 pm
by LawL
Yes, me.
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:10 pm
by Shmee
Massive Quasars wrote:With a shotgun to the temple, forced to a yes or no response without qualification or elaboration into the actual claim:
no
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:39 pm
by Hannibal
Possibly...but if so, it ain't the cranky, jealous mofo of the desert religions. 'It' may have kicked off the big bang, but otherwise has no other influence on the day to day workings of the universe.
As a scientific matter, this hypothesis is completely superfluous...but something deep in my loins won't let me completely abandon the possibility.
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:41 pm
by R00k
The penis of a priest? :icon6:
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:43 pm
by Hannibal
Don't drag me down into your private hell mister!
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:44 pm
by R00k
but it's lonely and cold and i need a hug. and my lips are chapped.
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:47 pm
by mjrpes
Hannibal wrote:Possibly...but if so, it ain't the cranky, jealous mofo of the desert religions. 'It' may have kicked off the big bang, but otherwise has no other influence on the day to day workings of the universe.
As a scientific matter, this hypothesis is completely superfluous...but something deep in my loins won't let me completely abandon the possibility.
that puts it into words for me :icon14:
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:52 pm
by S@M
yes
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:00 am
by Iccy
God is a word that can mean many things. Which god? What version are we talking about.
All i know is.
Look deep. All you need is right there.
So yes. But not the god you might think.
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:18 am
by Foo
I already have lots of plates.
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:54 am
by Dark Metal
Chuck Norris.
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:22 am
by Kaz
no
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:31 am
by ek
no. i mean yes. hot dog maybe. no.
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:40 am
by Nightshade
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:50 am
by Underpants?
I enjoy inter-conversing with you guys more than I would with some kind of fused superbeing incorporating the best traits of everyone I work with.
that said, I've fallen into a routine of answering the appallingly bluntstupidhypocritical with a time-saving "well said, fuckhead."
I expect to be fired any day now.
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:51 am
by DooMer
Yes, you are reading his post.
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:54 am
by Underpants?
You're gay?