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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:05 pm
by Geebs
And this:
The Village: 1
by Moosooman
"HAh." Said the old man as he walked down the bichon highstreet clutching his bottle of whisky and talknig to what seemed like her daughter. Who you could tell didnt really want to be with him at this moment.
"Dad... why don't you just not say anything... Your causing us alot of unwanted attention." She said rather angrilyas she was pretty much now draging him up the high street
"Remember why we are here?" She spoke looking around franticly for someone but not finding them.
"I know i know!" Spat the old man.
"its just bichon used to be .... such a pleasent place... Now a town full of great greif and Scum..." He sneered
"You shouldnt have drank... now if ive told you a billion time before... its that you Shouldn't drink while travelling! Remember that three day treck through Phantom forrest?...You must have fell out over four or five times... It was a disaster... if you want them to take is seriously my father... Its best you come to these things sober in the future!"

they continued to walk and before they knew it they were at the edge of bichon palace
"AH" Said the young girl
"We have arrived"
And so they walked into the great oak doors and into the grand hall of the legendry Bichon Pallace The floor was decorated in a luxuourius blood red carpet. The Walls littered with great paintings and tapastrys the room was empty except for a pair of guards standing at the foot of the grand stair case
"State your purpose!" Said the two guards in a unison order.
"We....A...RE the... Dellleeeegation......" The Old man tried to speak but it was too late he fainted.
"Oh dear god no not again... Whats the point in bringing him for Oma's sake if hes gonna...... grrr!"
One guard rushed to help while the other stood shaking his head But the young girl had to think fast.
"Ill go in with out him.... Theres no time to waste!"
the guards looked shocked
"Whater we do with him then?" Said the guard who was still in a deep laugh.
"Just erm leave him hear for the moment i shouldn't be that long. She began to walk towards the the throne room
"And btw i am the delegation from Arkvia... I believe i am expected."

She entered the throne room.. great room more grander than the hall Filled with marble gold and littered with more pictures. There was a great red carpet that lead towards a throne were the Emperor was sitting in deep thought. The emperor was a cloaked man at all times he hid his face under a dark mask... He wasn't a compasionate man at all But he ruled with an iron fist. She aproached the Emperor and in a weak and nervous voice she spoke.
"My lord i come from The village of Arkvia..."
" Fool!" The emperor interrupted
"First you must bow" He said in a comical tone
the royal subjects around him went into a deep and evil laugh as she wasted no time in bowing
"My lord my apologies...."
"Do continue" Said the Emperor interupting her again.
"My lord i am Counciller Jade from the village Arkvia... I have come in need of assitence... As you may know my village is right on the edge of Numa territorry The nearest Mir village to us is 40 miles down illuison path.
The numas know this... And so they have been taking advantage of us.. Burning our house's adn stealing our crops we need your help!"
the emperor tapped his fingers for a few seconds
"Why dont you leave then? As you may know my armys are stretched there is no way i can help you."
"My lord.... we are doomed then?"
The emperoor laughed carelesly
"I f you say so!" The emperor said as she stormed out of the castle

As Jade walked to find her father she had no idea what she should do know.
was she to return helpless? Or would she just simply not return, But then a thought surged in her brain
We will have to find sumone else to help us.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:10 pm
by Arkleseizure
Fucking prick, he needs to die...er...fuck off.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:21 pm
by farad
...Legends of Murrrrrrrrrr...

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:54 pm
by R00k
You know, it does sound retarded as hell, but I think that if I had something that I could get over $500 for, then I would be pissed if somebody else took it and sold it too. Whether it's a video game sword or one of my guitars.
It's obviously worth money - like it or not - so maybe it really should be considered a crime. I mean, technically he stole $500 bucks from the guy :shrug:

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:13 pm
by Deji
But it's very hard to prove that something which does not exist has any real monetary value. Especially something that is considered to be little boys' business.

I can see it now: "You stole my railgun, pay me my 100$ or I call the cops"

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:18 pm
by losCHUNK
lol

YOU STOLE MY SWORD

i also fragged you

OMGAH MURDERER *fones police*

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:30 pm
by Guest
I beleive someones already been sued over a video game article... I thought I read something about it in Everquest.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:37 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Image

the pope isn't looking too good. I hope he's okay.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:51 pm
by Dr_Watson
Kracus wrote:I beleive someones already been sued over a video game article... I thought I read something about it in Everquest.
yeah, i think someone got in shit for stealing someones character.
but thats more hacking than just nicking some chode's sword.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:41 pm
by dmmh
yeah read about that, hilarious :D

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:09 pm
by Guest
dmmh wrote:yeah read about that, hilarious :D
I know! and the way he stabbed him to death was a fucking riot!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAAHAH! :dork:

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:12 pm
by dmmh
says the lead pipe murderer :icon19::icon19::icon19::icon19::icon19:

nonetheless, funny shit

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:20 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
saturn wrote:
Nightshade wrote:I guess having an actual life kept saturn from being as plugged to the happenings of angry, pathetic, lonely nerds as you are Soap.
I guess we're not as 'N-gaged' as him :dork:
N-vigorating!

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:52 pm
by saturn
lol, nice thread to lure soap and let him display his idiocy

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:55 pm
by saturn
R00k wrote:You know, it does sound retarded as hell, but I think that if I had something that I could get over $500 for, then I would be pissed if somebody else took it and sold it too. Whether it's a video game sword or one of my guitars.
It's obviously worth money - like it or not - so maybe it really should be considered a crime. I mean, technically he stole $500 bucks from the guy :shrug:
Maybe if I were one of those Diablo II battlezone addicts that played/clicked a few thousand hours to get that incredibly rare gem that boosts your Fire/Ice/Magic resistance, ups your Sword with +100 strength and adds +500 points to your nerdiness, I would be pissed for sure.

(not making fun of you Turb :icon32: )

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:35 pm
by R00k
I just mean that the guy obviously sold it for $500 in real money. Shouldn't he at least owe the guy the $500?

Sure it's technically just a bunch of bits and bytes, but so is "intellectual property" isn't it?

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:02 pm
by SOAPboy
saturn wrote:lol, nice thread to lure soap and let him display his idiocy
Its old..

The only real idiocy in this thread, is your guys old ass fucking insults.. You guys are fucking weak, pathetic Wannabes.. shit Testies does a better job.. at least his old ass insults are reused with some skill..

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:07 pm
by Deathshroud

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:25 pm
by saturn
SOAPboy wrote:
saturn wrote:lol, nice thread to lure soap and let him display his idiocy
Its old..

The only real idiocy in this thread, is your guys old ass fucking insults.. You guys are fucking weak, pathetic Wannabes.. shit Testies does a better job.. at least his old ass insults are reused with some skill..
Image

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:26 pm
by SOAPboy
saturn wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
saturn wrote:lol, nice thread to lure soap and let him display his idiocy
Its old..

The only real idiocy in this thread, is your guys old ass fucking insults.. You guys are fucking weak, pathetic Wannabes.. shit Testies does a better job.. at least his old ass insults are reused with some skill..
Image

Old

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:30 pm
by SOAPboy
You know saturn.. its funny.. thats the only shit you can come up with..

you're fucking pathetic..

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:49 pm
by The HavoX
shut the fuck up soupbowl

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:56 pm
by SOAPboy
The HavoX wrote:shut the fuck up soupbowl
Fuck you jewsock

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:02 am
by Massive Quasars
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Image

the pope isn't looking too good. I hope he's okay.
Stiff

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:28 am
by +JuggerNaut+
The HavoX wrote:shut the fuck up soupbowl
haha