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Ok...so I've smashed all my shelves with a shovel I found in my neighbor's garage and tossed the shattered shelving sections into a pile (along with all the crap that was on the shelves) and set the whole thing on fire....and I think I hear sirens.

Now what do I do?

Disrobe, the firemen will get a hoot out of it. Oh, and don't forget the feces or 'art supplies' as you call them.

It's ok...I carry my own daily supply....so I don't keep it on the shelves.

And anything extra gets thrown at the neighbor whose shovel I stole.

I bet you used the shovel to push all the shit inside your super-sized, cancerous greaseburgers, then snapped a turd on top to cap off the classy gourmet.

Yes. That's exactly what I did.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Ok...so I've smashed all my shelves with a shovel I found in my neighbor's garage and tossed the shattered shelving sections into a pile (along with all the crap that was on the shelves) and set the whole thing on fire....and I think I hear sirens.

Now what do I do?

youve doen alot of good threr


poor urself a sixpack, and celebrate!

Underpants? wrote:I agree with you up to the point of books. One can't have enough books sitting upon the shelf in case of such an emergency as the blizzardy weekend without power or liquor.

i have/had alot of books

as they aged the smell began to piss me off!

Say what?

I sorta like that smell

Underpants? wrote:I agree with you up to the point of books. One can't have enough books sitting upon the shelf in case of such an emergency as the blizzardy weekend without power or liquor.

You can ferment books?

Captain Mazda wrote:I bet you used the shovel to push all the shit inside your super-sized, cancerous greaseburgers, then snapping a turd on top to cap off the classy gourmet.

Did this post make any sort of sense to you? Christ knows it's about 900 miles from funny, but did it even seem coherent?

'art supllies'

:OLO:

Nightshade wrote:

Captain Mazda wrote:I bet you used the shovel to push all the shit inside your super-sized, cancerous greaseburgers, then snapped a turd on top to cap off the classy gourmet.

Did this post make any sort of sense to you? Christ knows it's about 900 miles from funny, but did it even seem coherent?

Typo fixed, Nagshade.

It altered precisely nothing, dickhead.

Captain Mazda wrote:I bet you used the shovel to push all the shit inside your super-sized, cancerous greaseburgers, then snapped a turd on top to cap off the classy gourmet.

no spazsduh no

yes bwian yes

I don't have stuff I don't use.

Even the books I'm not reading get read again in due time.

I don't disagree that a good purge is good for the soul though. But be sure to donate it, don't "bin" it.

R00k wrote:I don't have stuff I don't use.

Even the books I'm not reading get read again in due time.

I don't disagree that a good purge is good for the soul though. But be sure to donate it, don't "bin" it.

youve got it all 100% wrong.

but feel free to think whatever you want about it.

i do. i think i'm 100% right.

plained wrote:
youve got it all 100% wrong.

but feel free to think whatever you want about it.

100% wrong about all the asumptions(or whatever) you pretend i made in my posts.

you always seem to just try and put a negative spin on me.

:sand-castle:

plained wrote:

plained wrote:
youve got it all 100% wrong.

but feel free to think whatever you want about it.

100% wrong about all the asumptions(or whatever) you pretend i made in my posts.

you always seem to just try and put a negative spin on me.

It's probably due to your ultra-shitty communication skills.

plained wrote:

plained wrote:
youve got it all 100% wrong.

but feel free to think whatever you want about it.

100% wrong about all the asumptions(or whatever) you pretend i made in my posts.

you always seem to just try and put a negative spin on me.

plained wrote:what to do with all that shit on there?

hey do you really use it? do you want to look at it sitting there all the time?

fuck all that shit, bin it!

i read that as advice to throw extraneous shit away that just sits around cluttering things up.

i already do that.

was it supposed to be some kind of metaphysical allegory?

if so, my reply is the same.

what am i assuming here, little buddy?

i do mention bin! haha

Captain Mazda wrote: Biteshead

Are you actively trying to look like a dumbass?