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Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:50 pm
by R00k
theoneandonly wrote:i was pissing napalm from my asshole for the first 4 hours this morning. suck it up
Yes, I took a shit this morning and it sounded like I was dumping a glass of ice water in the toilet. Good times.
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:57 pm
by tnf
Ah I remember those good old jaeger smoothies as I called them. Now that I've been sober for 6 or so years, I really can't even think of drinking because any enjoyment that might come from being drunk is outweighed by knowing how shitty I'll feel for the next day, and the day after that most likely. And even the softest TP felt like 20 grit sandpaper down around the red ring of fire...no wiping, just dabbing. maybe a situation like that would be a good place to use the method of anal cleansing recommended by jules (I think it was him) that involved water and your thumb or something like that...I'd guess you would want to make sure the thumbnail is trimmed before that.
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:43 am
by Nightshade
Man, I did NOT care for the turn that post took.
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:24 pm
by Geebs
7zark7 wrote:the worst being that I stuck my face in their wedding cake.
"Local Man Ruins Everything"
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:40 pm
by 7zark7
Geebs wrote:
"Local Man Ruins Everything"
Holy shit that made me laugh
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:19 pm
by MKJ
Nightshade wrote:7zark7 wrote:
Last open bar wedding I went to was of Reds 2 best friends who got married.... I was 2 fisting rum and cokes all night. When I woke up/came to the next morning...Red was giving me THAT look, and then proceeded to list off all the stupid things I said and did, the worst being that I stuck my face in their wedding cake.
lol, INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL!
olo
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:31 pm
by Tsakali_
I'm really starting to be a red wine drinker, it gives me a nice relaxed buzz, which has a nonexistent hangover period
I'm cabernet fan, rich in flavor dry and never too sweet...good stuff
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:51 pm
by Don Carlos
tnf wrote:
"boi da vudkla is macing mee du dis oh lookie ate me ima soooo drukn lollers haha gowd ima kool wit driunkening dis acohol eh?'
Thats how Plained is every post!
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:00 pm
by plained
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:08 pm
by Don Carlos
plained wrote:
*hugs*
Re: Why did I do this?
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:37 am
by tnf
Don Carlos wrote:tnf wrote:
"boi da vudkla is macing mee du dis oh lookie ate me ima soooo drukn lollers haha gowd ima kool wit driunkening dis acohol eh?'
Thats how Plained is every post!
yea but its not alcohol in that case i hope or else we've got to get him checked into a program.