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4days wrote:

Geebs wrote:I once went to a nightclub in (I think) Hitchin, and these would have fit right in there. I fact they'd have been the hotties.

Fortunately I now have a job and therefore never, ever have time to go out.

i remember ending up in a club with birds like that in birkenhead once after a works do. a couple of years later i found myself in the arsehole of merseyside again on a kracus type mission and the same fucking place was the only familiar landmark i could think of (except for mcdonalds. but it was late, i wasn't buying crack and i didn't have a shooter).

security was a couple of fat blokes that couldn't find a bong in a leotard. went inside and the first thing that hit me was that they'd changed the place, refined it. there was still a fast food cafeteria opposite a bar on a raised dias. the dancefloor was still between them; 10 square metres of writhing mole people swathed in colours that nature could never combine. but they'd made the entrance into a mini-stage/podium, taken down the waist-high barriers around each section and covered most of the floors, the walls and the ceiling with mirrors.

i stopped for a moment on the entrance podium, held up by a couple of blokes in front of me. it was a few more seconds before i realised the ritual i was inadvertently taking part in by waiting on the podium. everyone in there knew that new people had arrived and among all the usual details of a skittish crowd were dozens of horrible slappers in miniskirts. they'd look at you in the mirrors, then move their feet apart and lean back, exposing their sweaty, knickerless gashes into infinite regression. it was like a glimpse into hell.

Nightshade wrote:

4days wrote:

Geebs wrote:I once went to a nightclub in (I think) Hitchin, and these would have fit right in there. I fact they'd have been the hotties.

Fortunately I now have a job and therefore never, ever have time to go out.

i remember ending up in a club with birds like that in birkenhead once after a works do. a couple of years later i found myself in the arsehole of merseyside again on a kracus type mission and the same fucking place was the only familiar landmark i could think of (except for mcdonalds. but it was late, i wasn't buying crack and i didn't have a shooter).

security was a couple of fat blokes that couldn't find a bong in a leotard. went inside and the first thing that hit me was that they'd changed the place, refined it. there was still a fast food cafeteria opposite a bar on a raised dias. the dancefloor was still between them; 10 square metres of writhing mole people swathed in colours that nature could never combine. but they'd made the entrance into a mini-stage/podium, taken down the waist-high barriers around each section and covered most of the floors, the walls and the ceiling with mirrors.

i stopped for a moment on the entrance podium, held up by a couple of blokes in front of me. it was a few more seconds before i realised the ritual i was inadvertently taking part in by waiting on the podium. everyone in there knew that new people had arrived and among all the usual details of a skittish crowd were dozens of horrible slappers in miniskirts. they'd look at you in the mirrors, then move their feet apart and lean back, exposing their sweaty, knickerless gashes into infinite regression. it was like a glimpse into hell.

seremtan wrote:i think this picture needs posting again, for justice

Nightshade wrote:P.S. BARF

PhoeniX wrote:

Nightshade wrote:P.S. BARF

I wonder just how strong the beer goggles would need to be to go back with them.

DRuM wrote:Fuck me, they're rough at that place

DRuM wrote:Fuck me, they're rough at that place

sliver wrote:rubenesque she-gorilla

LawL wrote:
Isn't that a man?

sliver wrote:

DRuM wrote:Fuck me, they're rough at that place

I can't remember whose prize fuck that was, but I do recall you proudly posting pictures of you and a rubenesque she-gorilla you may or may not have bedded during your stint as a musician-cum-janitor aboard some crummy yacht, you wizened old skeleton.