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seremtan wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you' re female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I' m looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here' s hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."

LawL wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the billabong. If you're male, feel free to massage me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little cell. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to the shower block. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a rough bit of fisting somewhere the guards can't see. Here's hoping the great WWF succeeds where "real" men in tight spandex have failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "AIDS"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is 10 inches long and battery-operated..."

seremtan wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you' re female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I' m looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here' s hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."