The coolest movie Character of all time.
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GONNAFISTYA
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Lo Pan kicked ass.
Not only was the guy been around for more than hundreds of years, but he's 10 feet tall, can snort a kilo of snow from his pinky nail, has a death ray coming from his face and can survive being hit by a truck. Not only that but he can project a really cool Shogun video game from his coupled hands.
The guy is so fuckin badass that he married two hot bitches and recruited a trio of lampshade-wearing Mortal Kombat veterans named after weather phenomenon. I mean shit...just one henchmen can take out Congress with that lighting bolt from the arse thing. And Lopan controlled him...like a little bitch....no free will at all.
Same with the chicks....no free will. Yeah sure any guy would have a good time with two hotties that didn't complain...or even move. But after a while it's too much like fucking dead bodies in the morgue so you wanna lay off the comatose whammy once in a while to get em kickin and screaming again...but if you're Lo Pan...that's no problem. He can use mind control and directly instruct both booty-calls on how to share cock sucking duties throughout the week....3 days each and on Sundays they both eat it.
On top of that, his lair is deep under the sewers protected by large insect-like beasts and the main fortress is protected by Chewbacca and the floating heads from Doom II. The lair itself features torture rooms, bottomless pits and a party room lit by a neon skull. Lo Pan even spent the money and put an escalator in the neon skulls mouth so that he and his guests could slowly decend into the party....totally owning the place.
Although he wears entirely too much eye makeup in ghost mode, I tell you...Lo Pan kicked ass.
Not only was the guy been around for more than hundreds of years, but he's 10 feet tall, can snort a kilo of snow from his pinky nail, has a death ray coming from his face and can survive being hit by a truck. Not only that but he can project a really cool Shogun video game from his coupled hands.
The guy is so fuckin badass that he married two hot bitches and recruited a trio of lampshade-wearing Mortal Kombat veterans named after weather phenomenon. I mean shit...just one henchmen can take out Congress with that lighting bolt from the arse thing. And Lopan controlled him...like a little bitch....no free will at all.
Same with the chicks....no free will. Yeah sure any guy would have a good time with two hotties that didn't complain...or even move. But after a while it's too much like fucking dead bodies in the morgue so you wanna lay off the comatose whammy once in a while to get em kickin and screaming again...but if you're Lo Pan...that's no problem. He can use mind control and directly instruct both booty-calls on how to share cock sucking duties throughout the week....3 days each and on Sundays they both eat it.
On top of that, his lair is deep under the sewers protected by large insect-like beasts and the main fortress is protected by Chewbacca and the floating heads from Doom II. The lair itself features torture rooms, bottomless pits and a party room lit by a neon skull. Lo Pan even spent the money and put an escalator in the neon skulls mouth so that he and his guests could slowly decend into the party....totally owning the place.
Although he wears entirely too much eye makeup in ghost mode, I tell you...Lo Pan kicked ass.
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HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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reefsurfer
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LMAO!GONNAFISTYA wrote:Lo Pan kicked ass.
Not only was the guy been around for more than hundreds of years, but he's 10 feet tall, can snort a kilo of snow from his pinky nail, has a death ray coming from his face and can survive being hit by a truck. Not only that but he can project a really cool Shogun video game from his coupled hands.
The guy is so fuckin badass that he married two hot bitches and recruited a trio of lampshade-wearing Mortal Kombat veterans named after weather phenomenon. I mean shit...just one henchmen can take out Congress with that lighting bolt from the arse thing. And Lopan controlled him...like a little bitch....no free will at all.
Same with the chicks....no free will. Yeah sure any guy would have a good time with two hotties that didn't complain...or even move. But after a while it's too much like fucking dead bodies in the morgue so you wanna lay off the comatose whammy once in a while to get em kickin and screaming again...but if you're Lo Pan...that's no problem. He can use mind control and directly instruct both booty-calls on how to share cock sucking duties throughout the week....3 days each an on Sundays they both eat it.
On top of that, his lair is deep under the sewers protected by large insect-like beasts and the main fortress is protected by Chewbacca the floating heads from Doom II. The lair itself features torture rooms, bottomless pits and a party room lit by a neon skull. Lo Pan even spent the money and put an escalator in the neon skulls mouth so that he and his guests could slowly decend into the party....totally owning the place.
Although he wears entirely too much eye make in ghost mode, I tell you...Lo Pan kicked ass.
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reefsurfer
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GONNAFISTYA
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Don Carlos
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Don Carlos
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