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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:13 pm
by rep
Image

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:55 pm
by farad
...Jason Statham...
...The Transporter...

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:56 pm
by Bdw3
:lol: @ Lo pan

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:56 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Lo Pan kicked ass.

Not only was the guy been around for more than hundreds of years, but he's 10 feet tall, can snort a kilo of snow from his pinky nail, has a death ray coming from his face and can survive being hit by a truck. Not only that but he can project a really cool Shogun video game from his coupled hands.

The guy is so fuckin badass that he married two hot bitches and recruited a trio of lampshade-wearing Mortal Kombat veterans named after weather phenomenon. I mean shit...just one henchmen can take out Congress with that lighting bolt from the arse thing. And Lopan controlled him...like a little bitch....no free will at all.

Same with the chicks....no free will. Yeah sure any guy would have a good time with two hotties that didn't complain...or even move. But after a while it's too much like fucking dead bodies in the morgue so you wanna lay off the comatose whammy once in a while to get em kickin and screaming again...but if you're Lo Pan...that's no problem. He can use mind control and directly instruct both booty-calls on how to share cock sucking duties throughout the week....3 days each and on Sundays they both eat it.

On top of that, his lair is deep under the sewers protected by large insect-like beasts and the main fortress is protected by Chewbacca and the floating heads from Doom II. The lair itself features torture rooms, bottomless pits and a party room lit by a neon skull. Lo Pan even spent the money and put an escalator in the neon skulls mouth so that he and his guests could slowly decend into the party....totally owning the place.

Although he wears entirely too much eye makeup in ghost mode, I tell you...Lo Pan kicked ass.

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:58 pm
by farad
...Lo Pan was a fucking pussy...

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:59 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Rick from Casablanca

and Rick from Magnum PI

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:02 pm
by reefsurfer
GONNAFISTYA wrote:Lo Pan kicked ass.

Not only was the guy been around for more than hundreds of years, but he's 10 feet tall, can snort a kilo of snow from his pinky nail, has a death ray coming from his face and can survive being hit by a truck. Not only that but he can project a really cool Shogun video game from his coupled hands.

The guy is so fuckin badass that he married two hot bitches and recruited a trio of lampshade-wearing Mortal Kombat veterans named after weather phenomenon. I mean shit...just one henchmen can take out Congress with that lighting bolt from the arse thing. And Lopan controlled him...like a little bitch....no free will at all.

Same with the chicks....no free will. Yeah sure any guy would have a good time with two hotties that didn't complain...or even move. But after a while it's too much like fucking dead bodies in the morgue so you wanna lay off the comatose whammy once in a while to get em kickin and screaming again...but if you're Lo Pan...that's no problem. He can use mind control and directly instruct both booty-calls on how to share cock sucking duties throughout the week....3 days each an on Sundays they both eat it.

On top of that, his lair is deep under the sewers protected by large insect-like beasts and the main fortress is protected by Chewbacca the floating heads from Doom II. The lair itself features torture rooms, bottomless pits and a party room lit by a neon skull. Lo Pan even spent the money and put an escalator in the neon skulls mouth so that he and his guests could slowly decend into the party....totally owning the place.

Although he wears entirely too much eye make in ghost mode, I tell you...Lo Pan kicked ass.
LMAO!

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:03 pm
by Bdw3
Master Blaster :icon14:

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:09 pm
by Transient
Ash hands down is THE coolest character. Close second is Jules Winnfield, and bringing up the rear is Tyler Durden.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:01 am
by Testoclesius
:lol: page 2 slaughtered :lol:

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:03 am
by Jackal
The Dude is far cooler than anybody mentioned in this thread.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:09 am
by SplEEb
Inspector Callahan

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:19 am
by losCHUNK
CaseDogg wrote:steve mcqeen.
fair play, i know its before my time, but that dude fucking owned

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:20 am
by reefsurfer
losCHUNK wrote:
CaseDogg wrote:steve mcqeen.
fair play, i knew it was before my time, but that dude fucking owned
Amen.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:35 am
by Fjoggs
John Travolta as bad guy in Face Off.

Class..

EDIT: Also Kevin Spacey in Seven.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:05 am
by redfella
Indiana Jones (cliched, but awesome)
Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven (rough mofo)
Leut. Spears in Band of Brothers (rough mofo x2)
Joe Pesci in Goodfellas (crazy mofo)

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:06 am
by redfella
And Kramer for best sitcom character by light years.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:17 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Stewie will soon be the best character when "The Family Guy" movie comes out.

"Now listen to me...Jolene. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaruaqua. I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal and NO PICKLES! Oh God help you if I find pickles."

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:06 am
by FlamingTP
Ash <Army of Darkness>

Mad Max

Master Blaster <Mad Max BTD>

Hicks <Aliens>

Raiden <MK1>

many others

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:47 am
by Dukester
SplEEb wrote:Inspector Callahan
Nice choice! Especially from the first two movies.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:15 am
by denzii
Image


John McClane (Bruce Willis)

Die Hard

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:29 am
by U4EA
k, I guess now I have to see Army of Darkness ..

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:20 am
by Don Carlos
Tyler Durdun
Jack Sparrow
The Twins from the second Matrix
Sphinx from Gone in Sixty Seconds
Vincent Vega
John McClane
Jason Stathem in The Transporter and Snatch
Jules Whinfeild
Tony Mantana

bout it for the moment

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:20 am
by Geebs
Kyuzo from Seven Samurai

Han Solo, ferchrissakes

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:26 am
by Don Carlos
Oh and Jason Statham as The Monk in Mean Machine

fucking owned