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bork[e] wrote:i've got one of these



Had him for a few days... hate his guts, and will be giving him away soon if he doesn't stop leaving me presents in the floor. I was wondering why that lady was giving a way a registered dog with papers... she told me it was housebroken, so Ima tell her to buy me new carpet if he doesn't stop this shit soon.

that sucks, sry to hear about it.

Nightshade wrote:Damn R00k , Metzger looks great. He also looks like he's about to take a chunk out of you in that first pic.

Underpants? wrote:

R00k wrote:I can't stand cats, personally.

metzy blew the hell up
good looking pooch

Thanks, I've been making sure not to overfeed him. He's a little over 2 years now, and I think he's going to start filling out soon, from what everyone tells me. He's only at 106lbs right now, which is just fine with me.

He's healthy as a bull aside from a little ear infection this week, and too smart for his own good. The handles on all our doors are levers, and he managed to let himself back into the house the other day when he was out on the deck. >=E

I hope he doesn't remember how he did it. When he figured out how to roll down the car windows, that was cute. Opening doors, not so much. lol

He could always just knock the door down.

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dogs r stoopid...unless u have 10+ acres of property...

I was a cat person for years, but my last cat was insane, so I switched.

He'sh a good boy, yessh he is!

R00k wrote:I can't stand cats, personally.

you too look strangely alike.

Wabbit wrote:

cyclops kitty.

CaseDogg wrote:you too look strangely alike.

But I could never sleep like this without needing back surgery.

He still have his nuts?

Objection, yer Honor! Relevance?

Yea, he has a congenital heart condition - the vet said putting him under for surgery is a risk. =\

awww...

scared? wrote:dogs r stoopid...unless u have 10+ acres of property...

and a fucking slave to let it out/water/feed it.throw the fucking ball for 6 hours...

saw an old man walking with his abhorrent wife

he had a pink walker with a pink basket

that a pink poodle was sittiing in

looking around like a goddam kid in a stroller

u can't go anywhere anymore without people bringing their stupid fucking dogs with them..

we had lots of dogs growing up...but they stayed home where they fucking belong

they're still wild unpredictable animals

no matter many times u wipe its ass and let it sleep next to you in bed

fuck it

U ?

Sounds like someone got molested.

R00k wrote:

CaseDogg wrote:you too look strangely alike.

But I could never sleep like this without needing back surgery.

true.

Lock up your children. Vicious dog alert

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Self-portrait thread's that way

Recycled jokes are filed under F for You Suck.

Captain Mazda wrote:Self-portrait thread's that way

No dumbass, the self portrait thread isn't to the right of your post.