Banned from apartment for noisy sex

[LawL]

you're

[andyman]

im hoping that was a joke....

hear a few americans say that, you tell them where your from, "is that anywhere near london"

or you tell them your from the UK, "do you know dave strawbridge ?, hes from london"

so has to be a joke

of course its a joke.

i'm referring to those people who will do that shit when they first meet you...
"oh, you are from washington? oh...my friend lives there...do you know the rosenpenises?"

My mom used to say this: "Ohh such and such's son joined the army..... ... ..... have you seen him?"

WHAT??!??!?

[LawL]

Your mum used to say a lot of weird shit to me too andyman, until I falcon-punched her.

[scared?]

we got banned for noisy sex from our area once...and we lived in a neighborhood with 10 acre lots...jellus?...

[obsidian]

Well, that was because PETA got involved since they didn't like you doing those things to the farm animals.

[Peenyuh]

we got banned for noisy sex from our area once...and we lived in a neighborhood with 10 acre lots...jellus?...

ProTip: Shut the barn door.