Efficient urination for male humans.

[+JuggerNaut+]

ok, tried it and it works pretty well. i used toilet paper to get the last couple instead of getting it on my finger. sitting down wasn't a big deal since you usually piss before you take a sh*t anyway. i suggest you nay-sayers try it.

* if i continue doing this, it will only be in the privacy of my own bathrooms.

[[xeno]Julios]

yea i never sit down on public toilets, unless i have to take a dump. And in that scenario i wipe down the seats with wet toilet paper, and then lay four strips of toilet paper on the seat so i'm not touching the porcelain.

glad it worked out for you jugg


Btw i just realized i gave a completely inaccurate description of the method - dunno how i managed that. (will edit original post)

You only need one hand to do the pinch grip and slide. So: thumb on dorsal base, and only index finger on perineum. But your fist should be in a "backward grip", so that the palm of your right hand is facing right. Then slide up and deal with the drip in whatever way suits you.

I guess you can use your left hand for the entire thing instead.

[+JuggerNaut+]

heh, it was a bit awkward i must say. i'll try that next time. i even printed out your original instructions :icon30:

[[xeno]Julios]

hahah - you know - maybe I should print out these techniques and start posting them in public washrooms etc...

i think that might be a great way to spread the word.

[S@M]

Not sure I buy the need for splashback reduction - I think its a matter of angle of trajectory, and velocity. Anyone aiming straight out is gonna spray the surrounding area, but with a lower angle of trajectory...

edit: must be room for some study here, not that I am volunteering.

[+JuggerNaut+]

lol, that's actually a good idea.

1) gives them something to read on the john
2) more than half would try, i'd bet.

[+JuggerNaut+]

Not sure I buy the need for splashback reduction - I think its a matter of angle of trajectory, and velocity. Anyone aiming straight out is gonna spray the surrounding area, but with a lower angle of trajectory...

put some toilet paper on the seat rim of your toilet and around the base and shoot your urine like normal. pretty unlikely that you didn't get a drop somewhere on the toilet paper.

[SplishSplash]

I will not pee on my hands, sorry.

[S@M]

If I peed on the seat - the wench would de-nut me. I put the seat up EVERY TIME I also like to hit the water not hte bowl - makes a better sound ))

[+JuggerNaut+]

If I peed on the seat - the wench would de-nut me. I put the seat up EVERY TIME I also like to hit the water not hte bowl - makes a better sound ))

yeah, but do you close the seat BEFORE you flush?

[+JuggerNaut+]

I will not pee on my hands, sorry.

you don't have to.

[[xeno]Julios]

I will not pee on my hands, sorry.

use toilet paper if you have issues with urine.

btw urine is pretty sterile stuff...and there's always soap and water, which you should always use after using the washroom.

[busetibi]

When is the thread on how to wipe your ass coming back?

you wipe your ass?
ewwwww
bidet :icon14:
2 dumps a day, one in the morning before work,one in the afternoon bout 5ish,
regular as fkn clockwork

[[xeno]Julios]

bidet :icon14:

we have a winner.

[S@M]

testing Jules theory re splash back from using a toilet standing up to pee.
Method: cleaned and dryed the rim of the toilet bowel, placed toilet paper around the rim (once dry) - paper was two ply so I seperated the sheets to make sure any splash would be visible by holding the paper up toward a light source post pee.

Pee'd - usual technique, but it is possible that the hawthorne effect influenced my technique (not able to quantify this possibility, its a limitation of the study design).

Results:
Post pee and routine shake I held each strip of single ply paper up toward the light looking for points of translucency (forgot to assess the paper prior to placing around the rim :icon33: ) In total, I identified 4 translucent spots that may be attributed to splash, with an average diameter near 3mm.

Conclusions:
Using my technique does appear to result in some splashback, however, the amount is slight, and probably not significant. Limitations include potential for hawthorne effect, and failure to assess the paper for translucency prior to the experiment. This study should be repeated with a larger study group, and better control of dependent variables.

you win Jules

[[xeno]Julios]

christ you're putting me to shame here. Formal scientific methods in the washroom...

[S@M]

hey, thanks man, but you can see the holes in my study design, its not ready for BMJ yet, maybe we should do a repeat with this as the pilot to a multi national study

[[xeno]Julios]

also to put the study into context:

First of all, learn to urinate while in a seated position. It is more relaxing, less spray intensive, and the spreading of the loins allows for a relatively thorough emptying of the bladder. Spread legs slightly for optimal effect.

This study would only address the spray intensitivity dimension.

There is another benefit - the males and females that share the facility will be aligned with respect to their preferred lid position.

[Eraser]

haha this thread is funny :lol:

You should watch MythBusters on Discovery Channel. They did a "scientific" research into whether or not fecal residu could splash onto your toothbrush after flushing the toilet. The test was performed by mounting a large number of toothbrushes in various locations in the bathroom, simulating the brushing of the teeth twice a day and ordinary use of the toilet.

Good times

[Nightshade]

btw i remember Horton saying he would try my bidet method, but he remained conspicuously silent after that.

I'm guessing this means he found it to be a success.

Yeah, either that or it FUCKING KILLED HIM.

[[xeno]Julios]

btw i remember Horton saying he would try my bidet method, but he remained conspicuously silent after that.

I'm guessing this means he found it to be a success.

Yeah, either that or it FUCKING KILLED HIM.

ROFL!!!!!!

[Giraffe }{unter]

I posted this on monkeyfilter ( http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/8144 )


( http://classes.kumc.edu/son/nrsg835/images/perineum.GIF )

Vagina :icon28:

[Fender]

I get WAY more drippage if I sit.

[rgoer]

how is this affected by any recent urethral-snakebite activity

[rgoer]

I only ask because if you're going to resurrect any of your hilarious how-to troll threads I say bring back the one about letting a venomous snake bite you on the cock