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bitWISE wrote:I'm not even on the pot long enough to complete the thought process required to pick up a book. I don't understand wtf takes you people so long.

[xeno]Julios wrote:when i was younger, and perceived an imminent bowel event, I'd scurry around the house looking for interesting reading material. I'd inevitably pick several items - perhaps a comic book, a novel, and an empty shampoo bottle. The process of hunting down these items was integral to the experience, as the longer it took to hunt, the more desperate my situation became, yet this was matched by an increasing level of anticipation and reward.

I'd enter the loo, lock the door, sit down, find an interesting sentence to start with, and let loose. And about a paragraph later, I was done, feeling quite silly.

There were occasions when I'd have a legitimate marathon session which allowed a solid reading session accompanied by a flow of peristaltic contractions. I'd get through some serious pages then.

And there were times when I just lazily sat well after my bowels were purged, just reading.

Now I tend to have very efficient movements, and don't bother reading, though a shampoo bottle does help the mind relax...

Scourge wrote:

bitWISE wrote:I'm not even on the pot long enough to complete the thought process required to pick up a book. I don't understand wtf takes you people so long.

Exactly.

SoM wrote:i hope jules dont see this thread

Peenyuh wrote:Maybe you two just need yer spokes tightened up a bit.