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Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:22 pm
by axbaby
i'll tell ya next year hopefully , crosses fingers

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:52 pm
by [xeno]Julios
if you weren't having problems with your foreskin, then that's a pretty stupid move.

Did you at least spare your frenulum (the wonderful sensitive part on the ventral side).

If you didn't, be prepared for a drastic change in the intensity and duration of your orgasms.

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:01 pm
by [xeno]Julios
axbaby wrote: doctor says chance of infection is virtually zero so i won't bother wearing a condom anymore iffin i get me some some.

dude i almost fell off my chair when i read this.



circumcision isn't a magic bullet against infection man. All it does is reduce the risk a little because you now no longer have delicate mucousal tissue. If you're gonna have sex, then wear a fucking condom, unless you're absolutely positive your partner is disease free.

If you had zero chance of infection, then AIDS wouldn't exist in north america where circumcision is rampant. Do a bit of research, don't listen to that quack doctor.

Unless, of course, you're trolling.

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:20 pm
by axbaby
;)

u must think i'm a DRuMass

:owned:

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:59 pm
by R00k
I've always been circumcised (well, practically always) -- but after 40 years? Why get rid of what's yours?

You didn't do this for a woman did you, Ax?

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:42 pm
by a13n
axbaby wrote:because i haven't had sex since Netscape
Something axbaby has failed to serve? :D

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:55 am
by 4days
R00k wrote:I've always been circumcised (well, practically always) -- but after 40 years? Why get rid of what's yours?

You didn't do this for a woman did you, Ax?
might be this (and a woman :) )
axbaby wrote:i had a hockey injury in my tweens on an eyelid so the doc used some of the leftover skin to improve my foresight

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:05 am
by R00k
he got a circumcision and used the skin to fix his eyelid?

i thought he was making up some kind of euphemism. i'm so confused....

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:09 am
by shadd_
cockeye.

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:18 am
by Peenyuh
You guys are morons. They haven't created the facepalm that would cover this one. :olo:

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:09 am
by axbaby
i did it for myself basically i had to do it.

i was sick to death pissing all over the floor.
with age the foreskin sags a good 3 inches and deflects the flow.
for the first time in a long time i actually hit the bowl 100% for teh win

you can imagine what a nightmare public bathrooms were like for me and for my poor neighbour.

foreskin foresight

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:12 pm
by MKJ
i think everyone got the foresight joke. ta tho

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:53 pm
by axbaby
cockeye .. i thought of it first Jayup ..stfu and the blizzard you rode in on

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:39 pm
by shadd_
merry xmas ax


ps. cockeye

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:24 am
by axbaby
Merry Christmas shadd_

treat yourself to a skidoo ride and a Thermos of Tim Hortons.
i miss Tim Hortons so much , nothing here even comes close grr

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:39 am
by Dark Metal
But Canada sucks...

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:19 pm
by Don Carlos
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:52 pm
by MKJ
get fucked donny

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:44 am
by tnf
so the foreskin eventually hangs like sleeve of wizard?

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:53 am
by Whiskey 7
axbaby wrote:i did it for myself basically i had to do it.

i was sick to death pissing all over the floor.
with age the foreskin sags a good 3 inches and deflects the flow.
for the first time in a long time i actually hit the bowl 100% for teh win

you can imagine what a nightmare public bathrooms were like for me and for my poor neighbour.

foreskin foresight
Nice to hear the truth axbaby :up:

Congats & WD mate.

You still over there?

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:21 am
by axbaby
all lies and some thought i was serious?
yes i am still in Namibia, lots of U308 for Iran and North Korea yet to find.

Re: well i finally got the operation

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:52 pm
by Whiskey 7
I am crushed :cry:

Sounded ever so convincing :up:

So when are you going to get done axbaby? Surely you're sick of pissing all over the floor?