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Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:35 pm
by feedback
Did someone mention the Chinese?


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I HATE FUCKING CHINESE

Anyway, there was a very damning report of the wargames conducted during Iraq/Afghanistan about their new technology. All the new high tech Rumsfeldian garbage was utterly destroyed by the other team when they used any strategy at all.

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:23 pm
by obsidian
Feedbag and a13n have an almost 100% probability of being BFF. 78% probability of buttsex.

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:38 pm
by feedback
a13n is a chink, so no

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:59 am
by Ryoki
*moar bump*

Gary Brecher breaks it down in this amusing article:

http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties ... e-billions
Now let’s move on to advanced math, with lots of extra zeroes, to figure out how much the whole program will cost. We’ll make it a story problem: “If the American people are stupid enough to pay $200 million for each barks-like-a-dog F-35, and they go through with the planned purchase of 2,443 of these flying cash dispensers, how many billions in treasury bonds will we have to sell to the Chinese just to line the pockets of some sleazy Texas congressmen and their contractor pals?”

Let’s see, that’s $200,000,000 X 2,443 = $488600000000. Call it five hundred billion dollars, with tax and gratuity. Half a trillion. Remember that scene in Austin Powers where the UN laughs when Dr Evil demands “one…MILLION…dollars”? Well, at DoD Procurement, they’d laugh even harder if he’d said, “One…BILLION…dollars.” They don’t even get excited until you’re into the hundred-billions. Millions and billions are for little people, like taxes.

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:50 pm
by Eraser
Boeing is now telling the Canadian government to forget about Lockheed's F-35 and buy their F-18 Super Hornet instead.

Some figures from that article:
The Super Hornet currently sells for about $55 million US apiece; the Pentagon expects the F-35 to cost twice as much — about $110 million. But only 20 per cent of the cost of owning a fighter fleet is the actual sticker price of the planes. Eighty per cent is the operating cost — what it takes to keep them flying. That means everything from pilots and fuel to maintenance and spares.

According to the GAO, the Super Hornet actually costs the U.S. Navy $15,346 an hour to fly. It sounds like a lot — until you see that the U.S. Air Force's official "target" for operating the F-35 is $31,900 an hour. The GAO says it's a little more — closer to $32,500.
Yes sure, that F18 is cheaper to keep in the air, but fifteen thousand dollar an hour? Jesus fucking Christ, it's insane.

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:10 pm
by Ryoki
It's probably the better plane and the more inexpensive one, but it's a moot point, really. In future air wars, victory will go to the side that decided first to remove manned combat planes entirely from it's air force and make the switch to drones.

Sometimes a new tech will make old tech obsolete but it just takes a vicious pummeling to learn it - kind of like how those huge armored battleships were considered an absolute necessity for global dominance in the first decades of the last century until some clever bastard figured out how to sink them by dropping bombs from planes. Still took a few decades for the last of those fucking things to be built after that, and they cost about as much as.... i dunno, Italy thrice over. Nations crippled themselves building those things back in the day, it was hilarious.

It's a combination of hubris, corruption and cognative dissonance i guess. Humans are silly creatures :(

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:05 pm
by seremtan
Eraser wrote:Hans Hillen, our minister of defense has spewed some more bullshit rhetoric and fear mongering about the JSF. Here's some translated quotes.

About the Dutch government doubting whether or not it should buy F35's:
If we continue to hesitate, others will take the loot.
But of course, we should really do this because... well... others are doing it as well.
The Netherlands is a leading, rich, developed country. If such a country abandons the international community you will pay the price for it in the economy.

You will get less production orders and less employment. Then we have the image of a beggar who is only in for it if we can get something out of it.
He's also convinced we really need a plane like this, because, oh shit, the Russians are coming!
Almost monthly an F16 chases away a russian plane. The world is in such an unbalanced state that if we just give a signal that we don't protect ourselves anymore, we draw the enemy towards us

If we think we can win a war with antiquated hardware or even be threatening to an enemy, we make a big mistake
What a fucking tool. But apparently it's people like him, who still think we're in the middle of the cold war, that decide about shit like this.
there's almost a kind of post-9/11 nostalgia about stuff like this. it's like "remember just after the towers fell? remember how people were so scared, you could go on TV and say the most batshit crazy paranoid things and be taken seriously? those were the days..."

also, use of the term 'international community' by any politician = red flag for bullshit

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:42 pm
by Ryoki
http://www.counterpunch.org/2013/03/04/ ... -the-f-35/

A somewhat dry read that details some of the bigger technical problems with the F-35. The entertainment is in details such as:
Given the F-35’s basic design, it’s not just 30mm shells that pose a threat: any 20mm, 7.62mm, 5.56mm round from the ground or fragments from the smallest of shoulder-launched antiaircraft missiles penetrating the F-35’s skin could trigger catastrophic loss of aircraft. The –A and –C variants have massive volumes of fuel surrounding the engine inlets, and the 270-volt electrical system provides ample charge for a fatal spark in the air/fuel mixture. Since the fuel is also being used as a heat sink to cool avionics and other systems (and has considerable trouble doing so on hot summer days), it is already at an elevated temperature. Furthermore, this pre-heated and volatile fuel is being used as the operating liquid in the –B’s “fueldraulic system” that swivels the extremely hot engine exhaust nozzle during STOVL mode. What happens when a stray rifle bullet nicks a fueldraulic line and raw fuel sprays at 4000 psi into the broiling engine bay next to the 1500-1700 degree exhaust nozzle?
and
Vertical-landing ‘pads will be exposed to 1700 deg. F and high velocity (Mach 1) exhaust,’ the report says. The exhaust will melt asphalt and ‘is likely to spall the surface of standard airfield concrete pavements on the first VL.’ (The report leaves to the imagination what jagged chunks of spalled concrete will do in a supersonic blast field.)”
Yes, apparently under the right circumstances this plane can be turned into a fireball by shooting a single bullet at it from a 50 year old rifle. And yes, the plane destroys any surface it lands on vertically, with tremendous risk to anyone in the area, the pilot and the plane itself. It's also not capable of landing on carriers, there's unacceptable lag between the computer and the electronic visor the pilot uses, it cannot defend itself at close range (not that it matters because at this stage every weapon platform fitted on the thing is either completely untested or causes unexpected failures in the plane), the goddamn ejection seats don't work, etc etc etc.

Fuck me gently :olo: Thank god they're a steal at 500 million a piece, can't really go wrong then. :up:

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:54 pm
by scared?
Why r u so obsessed with this crap ryokiweirdo?...

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:00 pm
by Ryoki
Good question, don't know really... I find it fascinating for some reason.

Perhaps it's because scrapping this program could instantly resolve the financial crisis globally. It's powerful stuff and the numbers are mind boggling: if my country bought 2 less planes than they're planning on buying, all the devestating cuts in healthcare, culture and education could be rolled back.

That and i enjoy reading about military stuff i guess. You should see my book collection, it's war war war politics journalism science fiction and yet more stuff on war :up:

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:19 pm
by scared?
The financial crisis is capitalism running its course...growth on a finite planet is impossible...so no u...

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:21 pm
by scared?
Also technology...sry...

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:22 pm
by Eraser
Ryoki wrote:Good question, don't know really... I find it fascinating for some reason.
Because it's a prime example of stupid people running head first into a brick wall.

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:44 pm
by scared?
It's more about money and abuse of power by yeah whatever u say nitwit...

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:58 pm
by seremtan
go re-tile your hovel, dumbo

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:02 pm
by scared?
I bet ur over weight... :olo: ...

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:16 pm
by seremtan
i bet ur a moron...

i win...

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:23 pm
by scared?
U lose fatty...

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:55 pm
by seremtan
you lost the lottery of life when genetics made you a crippled pedo gimp and sent you to live in a swamp with all the other poorons :olo:

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:12 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
"crippled pedo gimp"....that'll be my Halloween costume for this year. :up:

I'll need some reference photos. Can u spare a few from your massive porn collection?

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:12 pm
by seremtan
if you can't find something that fits that description in your own collection, i'll be amazed

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:53 am
by 4days
http://www.defensenews.com/article/2013 ... Begin-2017
Norway is set to take delivery of six Joint Strike Fighters in 2017 and repeat the exercise every year until 2024, by which time it will have acquired its full fleet of 52 aircraft, the government announced in Oslo on April 26.

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:53 am
by Eraser
I wonder what Norway is going to do with their 52 JSF's. Do a few joyrides up and down the length of the country?

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:46 pm
by Ryoki
Pretty much. Traditionally Norway guards the northern approach into the atlantic against the evil Ruskies so they always had a rather large air force. Have a look at a map, they control a lot of sky.

Bad news in the sense that it's now politically harder to leave the JSF project for other participants. I'd go into a rant as to why this plane is a shitty interceptor, but i've done similar things a number of times already in this thread so i shall restrain myself.

Also:
Norway recently received assurances from the JSF Joint Executive Steering Board regarding the integration of the Kongsberg-developed Joint Strike Missile in the Block 4 version of the fighter.

“This is important to us mainly from an operational point of view as we need JSM to fulfill our operational requirements. It is also important from an industrial perspective as we believe the sales potential for the missile is significant with several F-35 users,” said Strom-Erichsen.
I speak a bit of Pentagonese, i'll translate; "We told them to make our shiny new missile standard issue so we can sell it to other countries, or we wouldn't take the plane. They agreed."

Re: The JSF debate

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:51 pm
by Ryoki
This old dude who designed the F-15 doesn't like the F-35 at all

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