Peenyuh wrote:
I'll take that bet. Also, every time I've been in there, there's been some limey spuming shite and calling it conversation. Oh, and it smells like halitosis in there. BAM! Genuine British pub or Mazduh aint a virgin.
well, leaving aside the fact that you've never actually set foot in an actual british pub and have only been in a low-budget knock-off in SACRAMENTO FFS and are an utter assclown, there's also the fact that their 'menu' consists of 50% dishes that haven't been served in a british pub since the 1970s, 49% dishes that have never been served in a british pub, and about 1% dishes i'd actually expect to see on the menu in a british pub. plus there's the near certainty that none of the serving staff are from eastern europe, which they would be in a genuine british pub, and instead are probably smelly illegal wetbacks. lastly there's the fact that you seem to go in there a lot, which suggests a) that you like it in there, and b) the serving staff are probably members of your grotesquely extended family
[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
For a brief instant, I thought the thread title was "buy me a joint?" and I was all for that and would be willing to risk sending you pot in an envelope (with my return address written on it) through the US postal system. Hell yeah.
But then I saw it said "pint" not "joint" and said meh. Sorry buddy...but I ain't helping your filthy drinking problem.
Doombrain wrote:I'd love to show Peenuub a few local pubs in south london. he'd be very welcome.
Deal. Then, after I walk outta there without losing a tooth or a drop of blood, we can go see a few REAL bars in southeast L.A.
[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
"machismo"? So, people really do use that word. What I know of L.A. (southeast) is that the moment those fools feel like yer not taking them seriously enough, that's when they pull out the guns and machetes. Very uncivilized.
[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
shit got real
