MICHAEL JACKSON FAKES OWN DEATH!!!!...

[Fender]

not board of directors...
companies hand out titles like director and VP like candy

[Doombrain]

maybe in the US

[Ryoki]

Faking your death is for noobs... real men fake their lives.

[scared?]

Oh yeah, which one?

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/bod/bod.aspx

lol wtf? ur dumb...

[Doombrain]

dishpig

[scared?]

i don't do the dishes at all...unlike u...u mad?...

[Doombrain]

you don't do anything

[fKd]

dude, no one believes you. lol

[Peenyuh]

Faking your death is for noobs... real men fake their lives.

[seremtan]

these conspiracy theories should just be collapsed into a single giant clusterfuck, something along the lines of "In 1947, Michael Jackson flew to Earth from Xenu, crash-landed at Roswell, escaped, shot Kennedy from the grassy knoll, then abducted Elvis and Marilyn Monroe before RCing a couple of jets into the WTC for show to cover up the effects of the nano-thermite he'd planted 1,000 years earlier when he was one of the Knights Templar who buried the Holy Grail at blah blah blah..."

funny thing is, geoff probably believes all of that

[scared?]

u forgot about the moon...

[bitWISE]

not board of directors...
companies hand out titles like director and VP like candy

Yea, directors are typically the head of a department or division. Low to mid six figure job.

[plained]

mj fun act !

did u know mj was a huge huge huge fan of downwardspiral?

really tho huge!

[Don Carlos]

lol

[plained]

ey belive it or not its true!

[bork[e]]

nice song, would listen again

[shaft]

http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstorie ... index.html

[scared?]

nice cover up story...

[LawL]

no dumbo...my brother in law is a director at microsoft and my wife makes more than him...in other words...ur poor...

CRT

[scared?]

[andyman]

thread is hilarious... so many hurt feelings

[seremtan]

that roadhouse quote never gets old

speaking of which, what happened to dutard? haven't seen him around for a while

p.s. insert your predictable 'old' joke here. you know you want to, faggot

[scared?]

i fucked him to death and threw away the body...

[MKJ]

he's online on his xbox about 24/7, smashing egos in gears of war 2

[scared?]

lol little baybees play gow2...he can't compete...