LOL INTERNET wrote:I COULD, BUT IT STILL WOULDN'T STOP MY PERILOUS EFFORTS TO STOP YOU FROM TRYING TO CONTROL POOR OLD BUTTWEASALS LIFE, THAT POOR GUY, HE CAN'T EVEN BREATHE WITHOUT YOU LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER
I killed him. He now resiedes in several mason jars in my yard. Can we move on now?