I'm a mason.

[dubz]

figures really for someone whose so desperate for acceptance with all the unfuny videos and pictures... did they see your starwars pics and said we want this guy? or was it you who wanted to suck their dick?

[seremtan]

derpz just went full retard

[Eraser]

believe in a supreme being, check.
memorizing lines, check.
wearing costumes, check.

sounds like a church to me !
and all that talk about levels make it sound like scientology even.
lol?...

You forgot the fondling little boys bit

[Ryoki]

Zark is rapidly transforming from a regular giraffe strangling person into a religious fundamentalist with a taste for extremely violent rape movies.

I just don't know you anymore man...

[obsidian]

I dunno... I think Zark is an Illuminati secret agent who was sent to infiltrate the Masons to steal their secret handshakes and banana bread recipes.

[seremtan]

i think zark is secretly irish comedian dara o'briain

[PhoeniX]

But Dara doesn't do rules and laws unfortunately. Maybe it's an elaborate cover-up.

[LawL]

So yah. I'm a mason now.

You fuck a ginger. You fail at life.

[Eraser]

While he's fucking a feisty redhead, you're stuck with your own right hand.

[Doombrain]

flames in the void please BawL

[U4EA]

You fuck a ginger. You fail at life.

Pfft, as if you wouldn't hit that:

[LawL]

While he's fucking a feisty redhead, you're stuck with your own right hand.

Yeah, but that right hand is fisting your dad's asshole.

[Eraser]

you enjoy that kind of thing eh?

[Nightshade]

So yah. I'm a mason now.

TUBAL CAIN, MUFFUCKA!

Seriously, let's have the secrets, O member of the Illuminati!

[LawL]

you enjoy that kind of thing eh?

Almost as much as your dad.

[Eraser]

So here you admit to enjoying fisting older men? Maybe you and Casedogg can share experiences.

[seremtan]

LawL is singlehandedly keeping timex and casio in business

[vileliquid1026]

lol no.. But the initiation ceremony was pretty weird. So far its a lot of memorization. Ive just memorized a 3 page speech.... Taken me about a month to get it right.

Its a lot of fun. A lot of nice and well connected people.
I like dressing up in a tuxedo too.

My brother's been a mason for a few years now... and you don't wear a tuxedo you wear a robe with hood and you know it.

[GONNAFISTYA]

LawL is singlehandedly keeping timex and casio in business

fuckin lol

[LawL]

So here you admit to enjoying fisting older men? Maybe you and Casedogg can share experiences.

Maybe casedogg and I can share the experience of your dad.

[seremtan]