figures really for someone whose so desperate for acceptance with all the unfuny videos and pictures... did they see your starwars pics and said we want this guy? or was it you who wanted to suck their dick?
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:21 pm
by seremtan
derpz just went full retard
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:39 am
by Eraser
MKJ wrote:believe in a supreme being, check.
memorizing lines, check.
wearing costumes, check.
sounds like a church to me !
and all that talk about levels make it sound like scientology even.
lol?...
You forgot the fondling little boys bit
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:58 am
by Ryoki
Zark is rapidly transforming from a regular giraffe strangling person into a religious fundamentalist with a taste for extremely violent rape movies.
I just don't know you anymore man...
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:14 pm
by obsidian
I dunno... I think Zark is an Illuminati secret agent who was sent to infiltrate the Masons to steal their secret handshakes and banana bread recipes.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:29 pm
by seremtan
i think zark is secretly irish comedian dara o'briain
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:46 pm
by PhoeniX
But Dara doesn't do rules and laws unfortunately. Maybe it's an elaborate cover-up.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:42 am
by LawL
7zark7 wrote:So yah. I'm a mason now.
You fuck a ginger. You fail at life.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:30 am
by Eraser
While he's fucking a feisty redhead, you're stuck with your own right hand.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:39 am
by Doombrain
flames in the void please BawL
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:59 am
by U4EA
LawL wrote:You fuck a ginger. You fail at life.
Pfft, as if you wouldn't hit that:
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:58 am
by LawL
Eraser wrote:While he's fucking a feisty redhead, you're stuck with your own right hand.
Yeah, but that right hand is fisting your dad's asshole.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:11 am
by Eraser
you enjoy that kind of thing eh?
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:28 pm
by Nightshade
7zark7 wrote:So yah. I'm a mason now.
TUBAL CAIN, MUFFUCKA!
Seriously, let's have the secrets, O member of the Illuminati!
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:37 pm
by LawL
Eraser wrote:you enjoy that kind of thing eh?
Almost as much as your dad.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:52 pm
by Eraser
So here you admit to enjoying fisting older men? Maybe you and Casedogg can share experiences.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:03 pm
by seremtan
LawL is singlehandedly keeping timex and casio in business
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:37 pm
by vileliquid1026
7zark7 wrote:lol no.. But the initiation ceremony was pretty weird. So far its a lot of memorization. Ive just memorized a 3 page speech.... Taken me about a month to get it right.
Its a lot of fun. A lot of nice and well connected people.
I like dressing up in a tuxedo too.
My brother's been a mason for a few years now... and you don't wear a tuxedo you wear a robe with hood and you know it.
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:34 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
seremtan wrote:LawL is singlehandedly keeping timex and casio in business
fuckin lol
Re: I'm a mason.
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:37 am
by LawL
Eraser wrote:So here you admit to enjoying fisting older men? Maybe you and Casedogg can share experiences.
Maybe casedogg and I can share the experience of your dad.
