Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

No tax on lottery winnings in Canada unlike some socialist countries to the south.

[Transient]

I won!

























...$3.00

[Tsakali]

No tax on lottery winnings in Canada unlike some socialist countries to the south.

[Plan B]

I'd give it to those poor Greeks.
My life already owns, anyway.

[HomerJ]

start up capital for the aspiring third-world warlord.

[SoM]

I'd buy everyone here some t-shirts and then not send them.

I'd buy shaft's wife some birth control pills.

I'd buy Willie Nelson's house and then set it on fire.





(Really what I would do is what bitWISE suggested)

he's close to scared?, i'd just burn his house and keep willies

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I'd buy shaft's wife some birth control pills.

[GONNAFISTYA]

If I won that much money I'd farm until I went broke.

[Plan B]

swap 'em for pounds

Also, you brits were so right not to join the euro coinage
We dutchees also were against it, even said so in a referendum, but the powers that be decided to wipe their arse with the outcome.

[Eraser]

I'd give it to those poor Greeks.
My life already owns, anyway.

500 million? It would be like a drop of water in an ocean. No, better spend it all on yourself. I mean, the purchase of a single oversized yacht could get you rid of all that money in one go.

[Tsakali]

"Woman claims she won Mega Millions jackpot with her own ticket, not one from work pool"
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/0 ... e_won.html


lol what a cunt

[seremtan]

this is exactly why lottery syndicates need to be formally registered in the UK