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Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:27 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
No tax on lottery winnings in Canada unlike some socialist countries to the south.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:56 pm
by Transient
I won!

























...$3.00 :(

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:00 pm
by Tsakali
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:No tax on lottery winnings in Canada unlike some socialist countries to the south.
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Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:01 pm
by Plan B
I'd give it to those poor Greeks.
My life already owns, anyway.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:04 am
by HomerJ
start up capital for the aspiring third-world warlord.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:14 am
by SoM
obsidian wrote:I'd buy everyone here some t-shirts and then not send them.

I'd buy shaft's wife some birth control pills.

I'd buy Willie Nelson's house and then set it on fire.





(Really what I would do is what bitWISE suggested)
he's close to scared?, i'd just burn his house and keep willies

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:34 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
obsidian wrote:
I'd buy shaft's wife some birth control pills.
:olo:

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:18 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
If I won that much money I'd farm until I went broke.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:27 pm
by Plan B
Memphis wrote:swap 'em for pounds
:olo:
Also, you brits were so right not to join the euro coinage :up:
We dutchees also were against it, even said so in a referendum, but the powers that be decided to wipe their arse with the outcome.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:32 pm
by Eraser
Plan B wrote:I'd give it to those poor Greeks.
My life already owns, anyway.
500 million? It would be like a drop of water in an ocean. No, better spend it all on yourself. I mean, the purchase of a single oversized yacht could get you rid of all that money in one go.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:39 pm
by Tsakali
"Woman claims she won Mega Millions jackpot with her own ticket, not one from work pool"
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/0 ... e_won.html


lol what a cunt

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:25 pm
by seremtan
this is exactly why lottery syndicates need to be formally registered in the UK