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Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:27 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
No tax on lottery winnings in Canada unlike some socialist countries to the south.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:56 pm
by Transient
I won!
...$3.00

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:00 pm
by Tsakali
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:No tax on lottery winnings in Canada unlike some socialist countries to the south.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:01 pm
by Plan B
I'd give it to those poor Greeks.
My life already owns, anyway.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:04 am
by HomerJ
start up capital for the aspiring third-world warlord.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:14 am
by SoM
obsidian wrote:I'd buy everyone here some t-shirts and then not send them.
I'd buy shaft's wife some birth control pills.
I'd buy Willie Nelson's house and then set it on fire.
(Really what I would do is what bitWISE suggested)
he's close to scared?, i'd just burn his house and keep willies
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:34 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
obsidian wrote:
I'd buy shaft's wife some birth control pills.

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:18 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
If I won that much money I'd farm until I went broke.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:27 pm
by Plan B
Memphis wrote:swap 'em for pounds

Also, you brits were so right not to join the euro coinage

We dutchees also were against it, even said so in a referendum, but the powers that be decided to wipe their arse with the outcome.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:32 pm
by Eraser
Plan B wrote:I'd give it to those poor Greeks.
My life already owns, anyway.
500 million? It would be like a drop of water in an ocean. No, better spend it all on yourself. I mean, the purchase of a single oversized yacht could get you rid of all that money in one go.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:39 pm
by Tsakali
"Woman claims she won Mega Millions jackpot with her own ticket, not one from work pool"
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/0 ... e_won.html
lol what a cunt
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:25 pm
by seremtan
this is exactly why lottery syndicates need to be formally registered in the UK